Facts about the lads that are trueish



A couple of weeks ago, Seelt decided to introduce Hemir to his nations favourite dish, boiled eggs. They ate so many that the next day they got into a farting contest in the lift at the stadium. Unbeknownst to them, Alex pritchard was there too, and he was just the right (wrong) height to be nose height to their ringpieces and got a facefull of eggy aftershock. He crawled out of the lift coughing and gasping for air, before refusing to play with those two. Hence why he left.
 
The twin towers of Wembley were named after tony towers and his pet mouse tonti!
Michael Beale is actually a robot controlled remotely by Ian beale ,who is in a hell loop stuck in the cafe and the only means of escape is to make pie ,mash and liquor out of some old cardboard,rat droppings and a oxo cube.
 
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