Facts about the lads that are trueish

[Keb]

The longest river in Africa is named after this man

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And there's one in Hertfordshire too.

 

[Vauxie]

Parsnip this utter shite

 

[Freddie the Greek]

Trai Hume is Denver Humes Ganny.

 

[Lord Potts]

After leaving SAFC Milton Nunez went to be named South American Footballer of the Year for five seasons running and won one World Boxing Heavy Weight title.

 

[Swindon On Tour]

Patrick Roberts is in bed next to me and about to errrm oooh mmmm

Goes down very easily.

 

[jimb]

Patrick Van Aarnholt invented a safe glue for kids and named it after himself

 

[Stubbs ftm]

Sean Thornton's granda founded a confectionery company

 

[rey mysterio]

Pierre Ekwah has a crater named after him on the moon

Luke O’Nien was an extra in My Parents are Aliens

Anthony Pattersons face was designed in a wind tunnel

 

[Binxy]

David Seamen had an affair with Stefan Kuntz.

 

[Hank Scorpio]

Andy Welsh invented the question mark

 

[Gideon Gungeon]

I reckon the foreplay will be exciting then a let down in the key moments.

Doesn't know what to do when he gets near the box.

all fart and nee shit is owld paddy iirc mate lacks an end product. but bec's sheet'll be safe there

 

[Freddie the Greek]

Patrick Roberts is in bed next to me and about to errrm oooh mmmm

It's his birthday today too, what a couple of days he's having.

 

[gluepot]

Ron Guthrie's Dad (Woody) had a affair with Dick Malone's mam, and he wrote a well known song about her.

 

[Wearson]

Don Kitchenbrand went on to play for Wolves at Moulinex.

 

[Fetch Fletch]

Seb Larsson had a point

 

[Gentwo]

Tommy Miller was given the Invisibility cloak by Harry Potter after he killed Voldemort.

 

[PS]

It's an urban myth that there was ever a player called 'Jack Rodwell'.

Lorik Cana was made from girders left over from Wearmouth Bridge.

Charlie Hurley was actually 7' 6" but stooped a lot so as not to make his team-mates feel inferior.

 

[EchoMan]

Ron Guthrie's Dad (Woody) had an affair with Dick Malone's mam, and he wrote a well known song about her.

Da doo Ron Ron ?

 

[Exapno Mapcase]

Jeff Clarke's* family established the shoe company and the 1976 promotion side all wore Clark's Commandos

*He added the 'e' so nobody thought he only got a football career because he sirted the directors out with shoes.

 

[MorNando06660]

Djibril Cisse used reptile DNA to invent a special hair dye that reacts to his feelings.