Facts about the lads that are trueish

[Watmore can I say]

Eric Gates founded Microsoft, Luke o' Nien invented the spring onion, Mason Burstow has a burst toe which is why he doesn't run, Naziry Rusyn has such a strong mackem accent his teammates can't understand it, Michael Beales mam worked at a laundrette in Walford, Ba invented speech in sheep, Wilson Phillips are Kevin Phillips sisters, chief inspector Dreyfus is actually KLD's father, Jobe Bellingham has a sibling who created the 'Bell in ham' the world's first ringing porcine alarm clock.

 

[Jonesy57]

Are you "bored"?

 

[Becs]

Patrick Roberts is in bed next to me and about to errrm oooh mmmm

 

[RossTheNinja]

Patrick Roberts is in bed next to me and about to errrm oooh mmmm

I reckon the foreplay will be exciting then a let down in the key moments.

Doesn't know what to do when he gets near the box.

 

[Jonesy57]

Patrick Roberts is in bed next to me and about to errrm oooh mmmm

Phooowarrrr

 

[stevie-wonder]

Ballard invented bollards but only in a scouse accent.

 

[Watmore can I say]

Are you "bored"?

Yes mate.

Patrick Roberts is in bed next to me and about to errrm oooh mmmm

Go for the back post?

 

[Bandit]

Eric Gates founded Microsoft, Luke o' Nien invented the spring onion, Mason Burstow has a burst toe which is why he doesn't run, Naziry Rusyn has such a strong mackem accent his teammates can't understand it, Michael Beales mam worked at a laundrette in Walford, Ba invented speech in sheep, Wilson Phillips are Kevin Phillips sisters, chief inspector Dreyfus is actually KLD's father, Jobe Bellingham has a sibling who created the 'Bell in ham' the world's first ringing porcine alarm clock.

I wish the BA one was true

 

[Jonesy57]

Yes mate.

Okay. Crack on then and enjoy the night....

 

[Belch]

I reckon the foreplay will be exciting then a let down in the key moments.

Doesn't know what to do when he gets near the box.

It's the dribbling that would put me off

 

[Twisted]

Patrick Roberts is in bed next to me and about to errrm oooh mmmm

You're about to find out that "no end product" is an absolute myth

 

[Watmore can I say]

It's the dribbling that would put me off

That or the inability to put it in the box when needed.

 

[Dadsarmy73]

Mason Burstow is a footballer

Michael Beale is a manager

KLD is loaded

 

[Grimes]

Russell Anderson played Murphy/RoboCop in RoboCop (1987)

 

[Frankel]

Patrick Mbomas grandfather was a huge success during World War 2, leading to changing his surname by deedpoll
Carsten Fredgaard is now a successful chocolate fireguard salesman.
The song Macho Man was written about Jurgen Machos performance in the 0-0 at Anfield in November 2002

 

[thamesvalleyman]

Eric Gates founded Microsoft, Luke o' Nien invented the spring onion, Mason Burstow has a burst toe which is why he doesn't run, Naziry Rusyn has such a strong mackem accent his teammates can't understand it, Michael Beales mam worked at a laundrette in Walford, Ba invented speech in sheep, Wilson Phillips are Kevin Phillips sisters, chief inspector Dreyfus is actually KLD's father, Jobe Bellingham has a sibling who created the 'Bell in ham' the world's first ringing porcine alarm clock.

Have another drink sir. Then you'll be telling us that the 1973 Cup Final goalie won WW2 for the Allies and that our manager is in Eastenders.

 

[Bamber]

The longest river in Africa is named after this man

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[Blyth]

Patrick Roberts is in bed next to me and about to errrm oooh mmmm

RIP your inbox

 

[Watmore can I say]

Have another drink sir. Then you'll be telling us that the 1973 Cup Final goalie won WW2 for the Allies and that our manager is in Eastenders.

He didn't win it just won a big battle, if he'd been in charge throughout he'd have roughed Rommel.

 

[Kidder]

The inventor of Monopoly was a massive lads fan during the Dennis Smith era. He was struggling what to do on the second time around the board, but was inspired to give money after watching Pascoe