Expressions you hate



I hate “I feel nauseous “

No you don’t, you’re nauseated.

It’s like saying “I feel poisonous” instead of saying “I’ve been poisoned”.

Nauseous is something that has the properties to make you feel sick, like boiling fat or something.
 
"It does what it says on the tin."

"24/7"

"Treat" instead of "treated" (no such word as treat in this context).

"You know what I mean?"

And another vote for inappropriately starting a sentence with "so".
 
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If Luke O'Nien is reading this, instead of saying "the lads" he always says "the boys". Give ower with that soft southern bollocks man Luke - you're a Mackem now!

For example, "Sing your hearts out for the boys"?

That's just not the same.

:p:D

People in Greggs ‘ Can I get...’ it’s ‘Please can I have’ you f***ing mutants
Upselling when you get served in Greggs, Superdrug or wherever. That gets on my tits.

"Can I have a cheese pasty please"
"Do you want a hot drink with that?"
"No, just a f***ing cheese pasty. Are you deaf!"

Oh, and what the fuck is a cheese "bake"? It's a pasty so that's what I'll call it!
 
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