Bush growing inside of a wall

[Captain Slackbladder]

They call it Daves Bush.....Daves Bush City limits.

 

[Boris Bear]

The dividing wall in my back yard has a bush growing inside it. It sprouts gleefully out the top, and keeps pushing lumps of render out of the side with its roots and branches. Now there are bricks being dislodged from the top.
Is there any way to kill such a thing? I’ve tried setting it on fire but it just grew back.!

Have @mux camp in it and the bomb squad will be round to perform a controlled explosion on it

 

[mux]

Format the Lion

Shite the fucker

 

[AndrewP]

It'll be fine. Bricks are harder than silly trees.

 

[Nookie Bear]

The dividing wall in my back yard has a bush growing inside it. It sprouts gleefully out the top, and keeps pushing lumps of render out of the side with its roots and branches. Now there are bricks being dislodged from the top.
Is there any way to kill such a thing? I’ve tried setting it on fire but it just grew back.!

We’ve got similar , I’ve just accepted it now and have learned to appreciate its pink flower

 

[Sneech]

Have @mux camp in it and the bomb squad will be round to perform a controlled explosion on it

Not often you get the words 'Mux' and 'camp' together mind.

Oh wait, yes it is.

 

[mux]

Not often you get the words 'Mux' and 'camp' together mind.

Oh wait, yes it is.

I hope you are referring to my 'most remote places in Sunderland to camp' thread!!!

 

[Sneech]

I hope you are referring to my 'most remote places in Sunderland to camp' thread!!!

Of course Muxamillion

 

[Latka Gravas]

Buy some of this:

Amazon.co.uk

Drill holes in the accessible branches and roots and use the included pipette to inject the bush. It will die.

Don’t tempt him

 

[CatRyan]

Not often you get the words 'Mux' and 'camp' together mind.

Oh wait, yes it is.

I've always loved you

 

[mux]

I've always loved you

Ow don't egg him on man!

 

[zinedine]

Japanese Knotweed. RIP the tree, wall, house, street, SR5 (Southwick).

Sayonara to Southwick.

 

[mux]

Sayonara to Southwick.

Even the knotweed wouldn't choose to live on the Southside.

 

[Hucknalls Fluffer]

Two tins of Lynx Africa and a lighter

 

[safc9450]

Hang some cd's up from string.

Or even play one by STING !

 

[Gillythedilf]

Get the fucka out ASAP .Only recently I had to rebuild the dividing wall and the two walls with the roller shutters on due to a tree exact like this

 

[muggboots]

Japanese Knotweed. RIP the tree, wall, house, street, SR5 (Southwick).

And Dave's heed.

 

[tonyfromalnwick]

Sodium chlorate solution. Kills anything that grows.

 

[SYB_DC]

Record yourself reading ten pages of posts from the Politics board. Press play and leave. It'll either die of boredom or uproot itself and fuck off to anywhere more tolerable, like a lava flow.

 

[Danny]

Let it grow. Plant lives matter.