Blokes who have cats

[BigPete]

He was one of two mate, the other ones wondering what the hells going on.

Ah man horrible that like.

Love my cat me my ex got it got left with me she's a funny little thing.

Handy as don't need a litter tray just goes outside for a shit or piss.

 

[Kevin Arnott's right boot]

I read that to the tune of Norwegian Wood

I once acquired a cat
Or should I say she acquired me
She turned up one day
looking for food, Norwegian wood

 

[glen]

He was one of two mate, the other ones wondering what the hells going on.

Ah bugger, give him lots of fuss

 

[Latka Gravas]

@muggboots posted a topper breed of cats poster a few years ago, any chance of posting it again?

 

[Son of Stan]

Ah man horrible that like.

Love my cat me my ex got it got left with me she's a funny little thing.

Handy as don't need a litter tray just goes outside for a shit or piss.

Ah, Christ man, don't say that! Don't you know owners like you are one of the reasons cats are hated on here?

 

[ouro]

Got two. One is a fat useless mess like the OP, the other is sleek, aggressive and prone to take lumps out of you if you dare touch her. I f***ing love her me, despite my scars.

 

[yamar1]

Fuckin weirdos aren't they.

Try not to let it bother you to much, life is short.

 

[Boy]

Fuckin weirdos aren't they.

It’s a yes from me.

 

[yorkyexile]

Wranguns, every single one them.

Silly owld sod. Nowt wrong with cats

 

[Father Jack Hackett]

Wrang 'uns

 

[FootballFan]

Why? Cats are great, why would a bloke want the high maintenance that is a dog?

I say no more.

 

[BigPete]

Ah, Christ man, don't say that! Don't you know owners like you are one of the reasons cats are hated on here?

Haha she goes in my garden though next door neighbour has chickens and she's shit scared of them.

 

[West_Winger]

Most of the people who dislike cats are the ones who treat cats like dogs.

 

[the boot]

There’s a certain number of cats that turn a normal person into a wrangun

You never hear anyone say “aye owld Mary on the corner with the 8 cats is a lovely woman”

Same with dags I suppose. So it’s the amount that defines the person.

 

[chunkyshanhawk53]

Sorry lads I can’t come to the pub tonight as I have to walk my cat

stag do? In Prague? With strippers? But who will look after the cat for 48 hours?

 

[BigPete]

Funny little things can just hear purring and when look to left cat staring at me.

Looks as if stoned as soon as I look slowly closes eyes. Can't be mind no smoking in house fuck that.

 

[Wilfy]

Tend to find that people who hate cats have serial killer tendencies.

 

[FootballFan]

Tend to find that people who hate cats have serial killer tendencies.

 

[The Sinful Dwarf]

Well at least cats don't kill people, unlike dogs.

 

[FootballFan]

Well at least cats don't kill people, unlike dogs.

good point, and they are low maintenance, whats not to like??