Blokes who have cats

[Big Sharp Teeth]

Best people in the world. Especially if they're rescue cats.

How practical is that in reality though? For example, how many cats would it actually take to drag a full grown human being from a burning building?

 

[Jon Dough]

There's cats, and then there's cats....

 

[Foreigner]

We have two rescues who just want to sleep on you

Love dogs too but I’m just out the house too much during the day to ever have one at the minute

 

[chriswallace85]

Get a dog man.

Aye. Or a bunny. Bunnies are class.

 

[Tomma]

I was in a shop today and there was an oldish fella in there, particularly scruffy, and he stunk of cats. It got me wondering about men who maybe live on their own with cats, and how weird the concept seemed.
Then I get up today and see this thread.
Is the SMB infiltrating my mind? Looking at some of the shite on here, it's entirely feasible.

 

[Deleted member 5265]

I've got two cats, they're little bastards but I love them

Best type of cat, that.

 

[Tadger]

Well at least cats don't kill people, unlike dogs.

Cats prefer a more coercive control based approach to their domestic abuse of humans.

 

[pillars of hercules]

Fuckin weirdos aren't they.

People that judge people based on choice of pet seem very normal

 

[kamaras-tash]

Pure sex offenders

 

[The Lambton Worm]

 

[I'm Spartacus]

Fuckin weirdos aren't they.

Yep, proper gadgies have mad spaniels.

 

[DurhamRedStripe]

Pets are shite.

 

[taipeisafc]

Cats prefer a more coercive control based approach to their domestic abuse of humans.

Outed as a cat owner there (we have three and currently 4 rescues in various states of health, plus manage a feral cat colony of around 13 - i can self identify as a crazy cat lady)

 

[muggboots]

Have you noticed north Tyneside’s budgie nonce is gloating now, total cûnt.

 

[Motor City Cobra]

Fuckin weirdos aren't they.

Mine are lush Marra.....top pets like.

I’m not one of these selfish bastards who would get a dog for the wrong reason, long days and work away, missus also does long days.
Just not fair on them.

Stinky little snake like animals .

One scratched me in the face once, took a lot of patience on my behalf not to take its whiskers clean off

Years of instinct Marra, they can spot a curnt a mile off.

 

[Latka Gravas]

Don’t quote me mate, he’s already reported me twice since yesterday

 

[Secret Visage]

Reminded me of one of my favourite threads of the year.

Mousegate

One of our utterly incompetent cats was sat staring at the fridge this morning and I correctly guessed that we had a mouse. Our lass dropped into hysteria mode. When I pulled the fridge forward, mousey ran under the settee (cats still looking under the fridge) I picked a cat up and pelted it at...

www.readytogo.net

@ouro any update?

 

[mini-x2]

Cats are cool and self-cleaning whilst dogs are filthy, erratic and should be banned really in this day and age.

 

[ouro]

Reminded me of one of my favourite threads of the year.

Mousegate

One of our utterly incompetent cats was sat staring at the fridge this morning and I correctly guessed that we had a mouse. Our lass dropped into hysteria mode. When I pulled the fridge forward, mousey ran under the settee (cats still looking under the fridge) I picked a cat up and pelted it at...

www.readytogo.net

@ouro any update?

Moved house - they are shit scared of the resident fox and neighbour's cats now. They sit hissing and fighting with each other rather than go out and confront the enemy.

 

[Lexingtongue]

Bird bothering menaces cats, like. Can't abide them.