Blokes who have cats

[Jon Dough]

A bloke would call it something uncouth like "minge". Because he's a bloke, not some yank pansy.

I just got back from across the pond, I guess I picked up a colonial colloquialism I could never do uncouth

 

[Henry_Hill]

Fuckin weirdos aren't they.

100%

 

[goldie]

I didnt like cats..we got two..ola tovinem and jozy altidore..my ex kept tbem when broke up
.gutted i loved cats by then..im borrowing jozy altidore this week tho cos got mice on kip

 

[Spenny]

Cats shit in neighbouring gardens whilst staring through their windows, just like their owners.

 

[Son of Stan]

Cats shit in neighbouring gardens whilst staring through their windows, just like their owners.

You're dead right. Of course I regularly take a dump in my neighbour's garden.

 

[Seaham Towny]

Don’t have much against them. Can be good pets and self sufficient.

One of my mates (has a rescue cat, good on him) recently referred to my other mates cats and dog as ‘fur babies’.

That is wrong’un behaviour from an adult male.

 

[BigPete]

Don’t have much against them. Can be good pets and self sufficient.

One of my mates (has a rescue cat, good on him) recently referred to my other mates cats and dog as ‘fur babies’.

That is wrong’un behaviour from an adult male.

That is weird mind fur babies what the fuck?

Don't mind cats but haway...

 

[Seaham Towny]

That is weird mind fur babies what the fuck?

Don't mind cats but haway...

Even if his missus had said it I’d have questioned it.

 

[Kubicki26]

Dog died a few months ago , devastated had him for 15 years. We have a cat too . Now I’m a teat with a cat . Never understand why people have cats over dogs. Dogs ebery day of the week

 

[BigPete]

Dog died a few months ago , devastated had him for 15 years. We have a cat too . Now I’m a teat with a cat . Never understand why people have cats over dogs. Dogs ebery day of the week

Maybe due to work commitments dogs take a lot more looking after than a cat would.

 

[Arkle]

Maybe due to work commitments dogs take a lot more looking after than a cat would.

That's one of the main reasons I have a cat really (I like both cats and dogs). Work means I leave the house at 7:45am and get home after 6pm. Couldn't leave a dog for that long.

 

[Deleted member 26533]

Cats are class. They're very good at sensing wronguns as well.

 

[chriswallace85]

A bloke would call it something uncouth like "minge". Because he's a bloke, not some yank pansy.

My mate growing up's Granda had dogs called Minge and Knackers.

 

[Keawyeds]

Cats are class. Dogs are canny, but can be too much work.

Some dogs however are barely dogs. Ratty little fuckers. No point in them. Get a proper dog FFS

 

[Some Random Guy]

My mate growing up's Granda had dogs called Minge and Knackers.

That's a proper bloke.

 

[Keawyeds]

That's a proper bloke.

Sounds like he was a bit undecided if you ask me. Particularly if Knackers had been "done"

 

[Kubicki26]

Maybe due to work commitments dogs take a lot more looking after than a cat would.

Good point mate