Harry Angstrom
Striker
After you've deliberated, cogitated & digested, perhaps you could come up with a terrace chant in the style of an Elizabethan lute song, or perhaps a madrigal? It's Much Ado About Nowt but it might just work.
Prithee, Sirrah, whence Time's winged chariot doth travel many a day, a bawdy ballad attempt I may.