Annoying things on trains

[forzamilansafc]

People putting bags on seats
Bores doing work on laptops
People standing up 10 minutes before the train arrives and messing about with their bags

Anything else?

 

[Arkle]

People sitting in the aisle seat when the window seat is empty (similar to people putting bags on seats, I guess).

 

[Barnacle Boy]

Chods on the metro

 

[Cookie]

Shit 50-year old f***ing suspension bouncing around spilling lava hot tea into your lap

 

[anth]

Is this just trains or are you including the metro? If so this list will be pretty long....

 

[nyron4england]

people that dont move down the carriage when busy.

 

[PhilSAFC]

The stink

 

[knarfw]

Scotsmen.

 

[Richy Fingers]

In London: Black lads sitting on their todd rapping like they're in a scene from 8Mile.

Does my tits in. Nobody wants to hear your shit grime lyrics man. Fuck off.

 

[Wansbeck Viking]

That one annoying fat pig on a hen party, that has to be the centre of attention.

 

[Kevsgreat]

Having to push your way through a carriage full of people to get to the bog, only for it to be out of order.

 

[Arkle]

The lack of luggage space, in part because the owerhead racks can barely hold much more than a briefcase.

 

[chunkyshanhawk53]

Running out of cans

 

[MackneyHackem]

In London: Black lads sitting on their todd rapping like they're in a scene from 8Mile.

Does my tits in. Nobody wants to hear your shit grime lyrics man. Fuck off.

Never once seen anything remotely like that in the ten years I've been here.

 

[leecoo]

not locking the toilet doors properly...particularly on a virgin/cross country train, the slow opening and then closing of the same doors is like a very slow death

 

[cornish mackem]

The cost
3 of use going from Liskeard to Newcastle was over £1k return ! That was a month in advance too

 

[Richy Fingers]

Never once seen anything remotely like that in the ten years I've been here.

What rock have you been living under?

 

[chunkyshanhawk53]

The complete jobsworths that some of the ticket inspectors are

“I don’t care that your train was delayed 2 hours and you won’t get in til 1am, this ticket says advance and thus is not accepted on this train that gets in at 00.42”

Fuck off you fat spenk

 

[MackneyHackem]

What rock have you been living under?

Reality rock mate, where not all black lads are aspiring hip hop artists.

 

[Goat Eyes]

That one annoying fat pig on a hen party, that has to be the centre of attention.

The bride generally.