FatCat2402
Midfield
They usually retreat back up the passage of their own accord after a week or so
They don't once they are out. I had piles for years that would just disappear after a day or two. I got food poisoning and was shitting a laser beam for 3 days, 2 days later I had a grape that was utter torture and 10 years later still won't retreat.
At the time I ate as much ibuprofen as I could and got a cortisone cream and it burst. I genuinely couldn't walk before it burst it was so painful. What a f***ing mess. But what relief. Grey sludge and blood mixed. I walked round with a sanitary towel taped to my boxers for a week
I still suffer with bleeding piles now and again, but not painful.
I should go and get them banded, but there's some stories about the pain that makes me pray to the Lord every night that he'll find a way to make them go away
Woah! God does actually listen to my prayers!
Honey apparently is good. Finger in the honey, up the shitter, excess back in the jar for tomorrow's breakfast yoghurt. Repeat 3 times a day
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