Piles

[Cox Green Fc]

Best and quickest ways to get rid of them, in agony with them , I'm in absolute agony when I wipe my cason.

Anyone help who've had this annoying experience in the past ?

 

[girojim]

depends how bad they are, I got mine cut out

 

[BigPete]

Best and quickest ways to get rid of them, in agony with them , I'm in absolute agony when I wipe my cason.

Anyone help who've had this annoying experience in the past ?

Fat

 

[luvulongtime]

nowt worse than painful Chalfonts

 

[Chubbs]

Wipe with sandpaper. Hurts at first but thank me later.

 

[Raker]

Sit on a cucumber mate

 

[Cox Green Fc]

depends how bad they are, I got mine cut out

No way ? Sounds atrocious that does

 

[Hue Jorgan]

Had them bad for years after mixing concrete by hand for 2 days, so I feel your pain.

there are some canny creams that numb em, and trust me…. Try gently pushing them back in, it’s basically an engorged blood vessel

I knew a fella who actually used frozen sausage up the owld poop shoot never tried it myself lol. Never wanted to go to his bbqs lol

 

[Cox Green Fc]

Had them bad for years after mixing concrete by hand for 2 days, so I feel your pain.

there are some canny creams that numb em, and trust me…. Try gently pushing them back in, it’s basically an engorged blood vessel
I knew a fella who actually used frozen sausage up the owls poop shoot never tried it myself lol. Never wanted to go to his bbqs lol

I I've just read up that anusol helps , il have to get some of that rubbed on my rusty sheriff's badge. And the thought of pushing them in sounds very painful

Sit on a cucumber mate

Last thing my rusty sheriff's badge needs

 

[girojim]

No way ? Sounds atrocious that does

It was a right laugh

 

[Lickspittle]

Cider vinegar.

 

[Rokerparkpies]

Angle grinder usually the best option

 

[Patch]

Best and quickest ways to get rid of them, in agony with them , I'm in absolute agony when I wipe my cason.

Woah! God does actually listen to my prayers!

 

[Big Jeff]

Genuinely couldn't , maybe in the bath

Soap on a rope.

check the rope to soap connection first

 

[HesThereLad]

They usually retreat back up the passage of their own accord after a week or so

 

[Latka Gravas]

Deep heat

 

[Safc88]

Get the scissors out give them a trim

 

[THELORDRODWELL]

Shit yourself inside out and they’ll be back in

 

[Dadsarmy73]

Take a Potato peeler to them marra

 

[Heritage hampers]

Sit on a cushion