Pure creeps



Scorer said:
Could be worse, after completing and turning up with a removals lorry on the agreed date the seller hadn’t packed a bloody thing and we had to move him out before we could move in. Even then he left his car and his cat with us for a fortnight.
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That happened to some friends of mine (both sides of the deal) they turned up with all their gear, knocked on the door and the lass I also know said she was having a terrible morning could they do it the day after 😂
They semi politely told her that she was now living in their house and one way or another her stuff was going in the garden regardless.
 
Scorer said:
Could be worse, after completing and turning up with a removals lorry on the agreed date the seller hadn’t packed a bloody thing and we had to move him out before we could move in. Even then he left his car and his cat with us for a fortnight.
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Should’ve set all his stuff on fire.
 
The mods on here will be behind it.

Some of the things they're accused of since the weekend are eye watering.
 
MackneyHackem said:
I bought the flat with my now ex girlfriend.
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So you are using an asset she owns and paying no rent on her half of the asset.
MackneyHackem said:
They want me to pay their rent for the month and pay their stamp duty. I genuinely hope the sale falls through and one of them gets ill.
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Tell them to fuck off. They’ve already secured two mortgages on the property hence the post to that address. Clever.
 
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MackneyHackem said:
Offer accepted on August 16th. On September 21st they demanded that we complete on September 30th. Laughable.

They're currently trying to renegotiate the sale price because they've missed the stamp duty holiday deadline. I have told them fuck off.
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Tell them the STAMP duty holiday clearly didn’t apply to the post of theirs you’ve received

Also, open the post and read, then ‘Return to sender’ with ‘recently deceased’ on the envelope - that will cause them hassle for decades to come iirc
MackemBob said:
That’s a really poor thing to do. Mark it “Deceased” if you are going to do it properly.
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And this!
sketchy said:
:lol: wonder how solicitor worded the response
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Dear Thickies

Fook off

Yours,
Mackney’s Brief (in London)
Iirc
 
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becs said:
Buy some old random keys from ebay. Leave them on the kitchen bench. Then smirk when you think they'll be spending the first day in their new house trying to work out what the hell all the keys unlock.
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Jesus. You’re pure evil. I love it.

I have my old house keys from Moorside and all sorts. I’ll leave them all on one massive ring.
 
The only post that could or should arrive is their buildings insurance. These days a lot of mortgage lenders want the buyer's solicitor to confirm that a valid policy is in place, normally could do that on the Monday for a Friday completion. No more than that.
 

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