Pure creeps



You made loads of unreasonable demands?

Is “can you please stop being abusive?” unreasonable?
Just in that relationship?

Said I was getting matching personalised dressing gowns from Soho House as a house warming present when I’ve finally moved out.

She said personalised how. I said mine would have my initials on it and hers would have +1 on it.

Absolute banta.
 
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Buy some old random keys from ebay. Leave them on the kitchen bench. Then smirk when you think they'll be spending the first day in their new house trying to work out what the hell all the keys unlock.

I now think I may have fallen victim to this prank in past. For the record I've never gone on the way mentioned in the OP but I've rented off ppl I knew when I was younger...
 

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