Sad Bastard Neighbours

[OohBaldyBally]

Any tips from fellow SMBers on how to keep the frost out of my tache in this wintry weather?

Madras paste. Evenly spread over your tache.

 

[bobster999]

I wonder how long it'll be for the satire thread to be started about being watched while you clean your car by a bloke in his house all the time

 

[riffraff]

I was in Morrison’s the other day and..........aaaaaarrrrggghhhhhhh wtf have I done? No ones gonna take the Ins/outs seriously any more

Oh no.

 

[MackemBob]

I was in Morrison’s the other day and I heard a bloke IN HIS FORTIES talking to someone about cars then a classic, ‘I left him standing at the lights’


I was trying to have a lie in last weekend and heard summit at about 5.30am so looked out of the window and low and behold it was Freddie and his bucket so probably

5.30am last weekend? Hope he had floodlights as well.

 

[Gillythedilf]

Bragging about driving a Golf as well. I bet he has the best Wahl clippers money can buy in his salon.

It’s a 16 valver m8

 

[Ciro_DiMarzio]

It’s a 16 valver m8

Wow. 16 whole valves? So fuck.

 

[Gillythedilf]

Wow. 16 whole valves? So fuck.

I knar it means fuck all to me neither .

Talking about other people biting.

 

[dangermows]

Brmm Brmm

 

[Ciro_DiMarzio]

Brmm Brmm

Nowt screams sexy more than a bald middle aged chubby bloke in a fast car.

 

[Gillythedilf]

Brmm Brmm

I’m locked in with the Covid running wild in our house.

I’m missed the car so went into the garage and started it up and had a bit sit in it and that today.
I even had a sit in the back as I’ve never sat in there before.

I knar

 

[dangermows]

I’m locked in with the Covid running wild in our house.

I’m missed the car so went into the garage and started it up and had a bit sit in it and that today.
I even had a sit in the back as I’ve never sat in there before.

I knar

Fuck off man

 

[Gillythedilf]

Nowt screams sexy more than a bald middle aged chubby bloke in a fast car.

Bald

chubby

 

[Ciro_DiMarzio]

I’m locked in with the Covid running wild in our house.

I’m missed the car so went into the garage and started it up and had a bit sit in it and that today.
I even had a sit in the back as I’ve never sat in there before.

I knar

Full on midlife crisis.

 

[Gillythedilf]

Fuck off man

Honest.I had my dressing gown on and crabs nippers

 

[Ciro_DiMarzio]

Bald

chubby

Well you're not bald after your procedure but it wasn't aimed at you.

 

[dangermows]

Nowt screams sexy more than a bald middle aged chubby bloke in a fast car.

C'mon, even when he opens it up!? Fwooar

 

[Ciro_DiMarzio]

C'mon, even when he opens it up!? Fwooar

f***ing neeeowwwnnn.

 

[PinzaC55]

a clean one

Probably more expensive than the one the OP owns.

 

[Gillythedilf]

Full on midlife crisis.

Na Ive always been car nuts.

run of the mill cars I can’t abide and treat them like shit like everyone else.I have an affinity with powerful fast mad cars.I’m saving up for anther to add to the stable before the years out .

 

[dangermows]

Honest.I had my dressing gown on and crabs nippers

In the front pretending to be a taxi driver then jumping in the back "busy one like marra?"