Sir Bob Mortimer

If you'd had a dump would you have buried it Cat like? Just wondering.

One of The Kinks had a piss up against a lamp post outside my old house in Redhouse in the 70's. I think it deserves a Blue Plaque.
(that's a piss up, not a piss-up)
Now THIS requires further explanation. Yellowish plaque surely anarl.
 


In the 70's they played the Mecca. My sister went to see them with her mate, after the concert they gave my sister and her mate a lift home to me mams house in Redhouse. One of The Kinks wanted a piss and he was too scared to go upstairs incase he woke me da up so he had a piss outside up against the lamp post. Just as well because me da would have battered the dirty cockney gets if he thought they were up to summit. I would have been 16 at the time and my sister 18.
 
"Bob, can you read what's on your card please."

"When I lived in London, @CatRyan pissed in my front garden without showing her arse to the public or dripping onto her clothes."

"So, David ....."

That would be a canny Would I Lie To You?
 
If you'd had a dump would you have buried it Cat like? Just wondering.

One of The Kinks had a piss up against a lamp post outside my old house in Redhouse in the 70's. I think it deserves a Blue Plaque.
(that's a piss up, not a piss-up)

I'd have put a plaque up for that
 

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