Sir Bob Mortimer

[bomber]

Clueless

clueless

 

[jacko100]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1353631815907598338

 

[riffraff]

I’m not a huge v&b fan. The fishing puts me off his thing with Mortimer but he’s the nuts on WILTY. The one where Chris Rea put an egg in his bath after the recording of Boros LC Final record had me in tears.

 

[taipeisafc]

I’m not a huge v&b fan. The fishing puts me off his thing with Mortimer but he’s the nuts on WILTY. The one where Chris Rea put an egg in his bath after the recording of Boros LC Final record had me in tears.

I think he is a guest on the next episode

 

[Matt Hopkins]

I think he is a guest on the next episode

 

[TallPaul]

I think he is a guest on the next episode

Just a remider...tonight at 9!

 

[Arkle]

His best yet!

 

[Cee Jay]

They should know by now the vast majority of his are true....

 

[Arkle]

They should know by now the vast majority of his are true....

His previous egg story wasn't, although Top Heavy Ken wasn't involved in that one.

 

[Reflektor]

What a f***ing bloke

 

[Cee Jay]

His previous egg story wasn't, although Top Heavy Ken wasn't involved in that one.

no that wasn’t but most have been on his numerous appearances...he gets a Mitchell each time

 

[riffraff]

It’s like watching Best or Cruyff or Zidane. Words are not enough. I nivver thought I’d have a favourite Smoggie.

 

[muggboots]

no that wasn’t but most have been on his numerous appearances...he gets a Mitchell each time

You can see Mitchell using all his evidence based, intellectual education and wisdom.
Unfortunately Bob is his Kryptonite as it counts for fuck all in the face of Bob's total insanity.

 

[Butcher's Coat]

You can see Mitchell using all his evidence based, intellectual education and wisdom.
Unfortunately Bob is his Kryptonite as it counts for fuck all in the face of Bob's total insanity.

Bob doing his own dentistry - absolutely priceless

 

[alexraeschin]

Bob doing his own dentistry - absolutely priceless

Fuji 9 GP. Precision

www.precisiondental.co.uk

 

[riffraff]

You can see Mitchell using all his evidence based, intellectual education and wisdom.
Unfortunately Bob is his Kryptonite as it counts for fuck all in the face of Bob's total insanity.

Can you imagine him being interrogated by the old bill for murder of summet? DNA tick, Video evidence tick, Fingerprints tick, Shoe prints tick, Hair samples tick, Clothing strands tick, 100 eye witnesses tick.............
”I’m sorry for wasting your time Mr Mortimer, our officers will give you a lift home”
“Could they drop me off at a hardware shop instead”
“Certainly Sir”

 

[muggboots]

Bob doing his own dentistry - absolutely priceless

He's properly crackers. If he said he'd met God down the dog track and then gone on the piss with him, ringing him a taxi at 1 in the morning because the almighty had lost his phone and shit his robes it'd be no more than a 50/50 decision. He's that radged he's impossible to read.

 

[Butcher's Coat]

He's properly crackers. If he said he'd met God down the dog track and then gone on the piss with him, ringing him a taxi at 1 in the morning because the almighty had lost his phone and shit his robes it'd be no more than a 50/50 decision. He's that radged he's impossible to read.

I would know it's true if Bob said it TBH

 

[muggboots]

I would know it's true if Bob said it TBH

'He was moaning all night that the boy was a right soft shite, even nailing the bastard up didn't work.'

 

[The Rat]

So funny like tonight, what a bloke