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Sir Bob Mortimer
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taipeisafc
Striker
I think he is a guest on the next episode
Matt Hopkins
Winger
TallPaul
Midfield
Just a remider...tonight at 9!
His best yet!
They should know by now the vast majority of his are true....
His previous egg story wasn't, although Top Heavy Ken wasn't involved in that one.
Cee Jay
Striker
no that wasn’t but most have been on his numerous appearances...he gets a Mitchell each time
You can see Mitchell using all his evidence based, intellectual education and wisdom.no that wasn’t but most have been on his numerous appearances...he gets a Mitchell each time
Unfortunately Bob is his Kryptonite as it counts for fuck all in the face of Bob's total insanity.
Butcher's Coat
Striker
Bob doing his own dentistry - absolutely priceless
alexraeschin
Midfield
Bob doing his own dentistry - absolutely priceless
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riffraff
Striker
Can you imagine him being interrogated by the old bill for murder of summet? DNA tick, Video evidence tick, Fingerprints tick, Shoe prints tick, Hair samples tick, Clothing strands tick, 100 eye witnesses tick.............
”I’m sorry for wasting your time Mr Mortimer, our officers will give you a lift home”
“Could they drop me off at a hardware shop instead”
“Certainly Sir”
He's properly crackers. If he said he'd met God down the dog track and then gone on the piss with him, ringing him a taxi at 1 in the morning because the almighty had lost his phone and shit his robes it'd be no more than a 50/50 decision. He's that radged he's impossible to read.Bob doing his own dentistry - absolutely priceless
Butcher's Coat
Striker
I would know it's true if Bob said it TBHHe's properly crackers. If he said he'd met God down the dog track and then gone on the piss with him, ringing him a taxi at 1 in the morning because the almighty had lost his phone and shit his robes it'd be no more than a 50/50 decision. He's that radged he's impossible to read.
'He was moaning all night that the boy was a right soft shite, even nailing the bastard up didn't work.'I would know it's true if Bob said it TBH
