Sir Bob Mortimer

[CatRyan]

I pissed on his garden once. I am glad I did.

 

[look out piano]

I pissed on his garden once. I am glad I did.

Ya what ?

 

[Sandboy]

I pissed on his garden once. I am glad I did.

This is Cat and she once pissed in my garden

 

[Schwarzy]

Was once funny.

Boring as shit now.

 

[jacko100]

This is Cat and she once pissed in my garden

ON his garden!

 

[Dave Herbal]

Was once funny.

Boring as shit now.

I take it you don’t listen to mince then ya plum?

 

[Schwarzy]

I take it you don’t listen to mince then ya plum?

Has been & gone.

Accept it, unless you are still in his time warp.

 

[Dave Herbal]

Has been & gone.

Accept it, unless you are still in his time warp.

If the mark of a comedian is to make people laugh, then I piss myself on the way to work every time I listen to Bob.
Big night out is shite mind

 

[PinzaC55]

He is the Ernie Wise of a duo who were far less funny than Morecambe and Wise.

 

[Cockney Mackem]

ON his garden!

It's the correct preposition if @CatRyan was balancing on his washing line at the time

 

[EchoMan]

It's the correct preposition if @CatRyan was balancing on his washing line at the time

Not sure Cat was referring the area where he keeps his plants. Could have been his man garden.

 

[Cockney Mackem]

Not sure Cat was referring the area where he keeps his plants. Could have been his man garden.

That could be where Bob Mortimer keeps his plants tbf

 

[jacko100]

It's the correct preposition if @CatRyan was balancing on his washing line at the time

Tbh that was what I had presumed happened in the first place.

 

[CatRyan]

Ya what ?

He lived in London for a bit and I was out with family and we passed his garden and I needed a piss

It's the correct preposition if @CatRyan was balancing on his washing line at the time

Well that's just silly. I was balancing on the wall. No splash back or showing your arse to the street.

 

[Hbk69]

He is the Ernie Wise of a duo who were far less funny than Morecambe and Wise.

Sure

 

[look out piano]

He lived in London for a bit and I was out with family and we passed his garden and I needed a piss

Well that's just silly. I was balancing on the wall. No splash back or showing your arse to the street.

You pissed in Bob Mortimer's garden, don''t shrug ya shoulders lady - that's big news where I come from and warranted further probing (fnarr fnarr) xx

 

[raindog]

hes now one of my followers in Instagram.. showed him my scar after open heart surgery. Top bloke is Bob.

 

[Oli Wagkz]

Bob’s a great story teller and top bloke.

 

[Mackem00]

Should be considered a national treasure imo.

 

[Tuono]

He lived in London for a bit and I was out with family and we passed his garden and I needed a piss

Well that's just silly. I was balancing on the wall. No splash back or showing your arse to the street.

If you'd had a dump would you have buried it Cat like? Just wondering.

One of The Kinks had a piss up against a lamp post outside my old house in Redhouse in the 70's. I think it deserves a Blue Plaque.
(that's a piss up, not a piss-up)