Sir Bob Mortimer

He lived in London for a bit and I was out with family and we passed his garden and I needed a piss🤷🏻‍♀️

Well that's just silly. I was balancing on the wall. No splash back or showing your arse to the street.
You pissed in Bob Mortimer's garden, don''t shrug ya shoulders lady - that's big news where I come from and warranted further probing (fnarr fnarr) xx :lol:;) 👍
 

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He lived in London for a bit and I was out with family and we passed his garden and I needed a piss🤷🏻‍♀️

Well that's just silly. I was balancing on the wall. No splash back or showing your arse to the street.
If you'd had a dump would you have buried it Cat like? Just wondering.

One of The Kinks had a piss up against a lamp post outside my old house in Redhouse in the 70's. I think it deserves a Blue Plaque.
(that's a piss up, not a piss-up)
 
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