Blokes who have cats

[RossTheNinja]

@tunstall birdman has cats iirc


Says it all. Buy a cat, give up sex

You have to have something to give it up

 

[matt228]

My cats are class, but I guess haters gonna hate.

 

[PeteFTM]

Owning a cat is useful, they’re a living rodent repellent.

Buying a dog and forcing them to show you love and affection because you can’t get a sufficient amount from a human is sad.

 

[gazc24]

Cats are simply tolerate if humans, if they were the size of average dogs they would hunt humans

Owning a cat is useful, they’re a living rodent repellent.

Buying a dog and forcing them to show you love and affection because you can’t get a sufficient amount from a human is sad.

Or realise that most humans are bag at heart

 

[Kevin Arnott's right boot]

I recently acquired a cat, or should I say it acquired me. It just moved in one day and never left.

 

[glen]

Mine was ran over last night, I’m gutted. Just retrieved and buried him. Poor little bugger. RIP

Very sorry to hear that mate. Get another, or two, soon.

 

[gazza.1990]

I've got two cats, they're little bastards but I love them

 

[Phantom of mobs]

Very sorry to hear that mate. Get another, or two, soon.

He was one of two mate, the other ones wondering what the hells going on.

 

[Cockney Mackem]

I have a cat, yes. Not an Avril though...

Is that because she died and you had to get a lookalike?

 

[seahamstar]

He was one of two mate, the other ones wondering what the hells going on.

That's awful.

 

[Arkle]

Is that because she died and you had to get a lookalike?

Yep, called her McCartney.

 

[Big Duke Six]

Nowt wrang with a bit of pussy.....

 

[LeicesterMackem]

Comfortable in their masculinity.

Complete (edit - the cats, I mean) though. I've got three, although one is a lady cat so not sure about her masculine qualities. Maybe she self Id's as male.

 

[becs]

He was one of two mate, the other ones wondering what the hells going on.

Aww that's really sad Sorry for your loss xx

 

[LeicesterMackem]

He was one of two mate, the other ones wondering what the hells going on.

 

[shadowplay]

I recently acquired a cat, or should I say it acquired me. It just moved in one day and never left.

I read that to the tune of Norwegian Wood

 

[Deleted member 18718]

I read that to the tune of Norwegian Wood

I did anarl

 

[Fred Basset]

Better than dags.

Disagree, me good marra. I have both, but am more of a dog person. However, have enjoyed winning the trust of the youngest cat over the last year. Gone from biting me to bessie mate. Rewarding and enjoyed the journey.

 

[cornish mackem]

@tunstall birdman has cats iirc


Says it all. Buy a cat, give up sex

There's a pussy joke in there

 

[bobster999]

its the blokes who are concerned about what other people do you have to worry about