Wakey ftm in Sussex
Striker
The sylvan pastures of my imagination, sullied arnly by the stentorian tones of Messrs Benno & Barnes, where fiction often trumps fact.
Slow and steady wins the race, Red, la. According to Aesop. Personally, I tend to think otherwise, but who am I to argue with Herodotus, Plutarch & Aristotle? They arl rated the Greek fabulist. Zeno's Paradox, you say? Let's not gan there. Not the day.
Afternoon arl. A veritable Woolworth's pic 'n' mix of a day. Dinnat nar whether to shit or get off the pot. Nivva mind. I've been amusing mesel reading the Yellahamma Report. Ye bugger ter hell, flames ow, la. What a reet royal barls up, with fun times aheed. Tark about turkeys & Christmas, ar dinnar.
Any road, hoping fer the best the neet, expecting nothing, accepting whatever comes. Enjoy yasels. Stay sane*....
*For the avoidance of doubt, this is not a reference to a Citeh player of association football.
You remind me of a book written by a MLF on here “ 2 more turkeys & 1 Easter egg” or summink - by @Hoond
He’s a great lad & turns up with stotties & home made corned beef pies. Good mate of Reiver, GOM etc