The Metropolitan Police are expecting us

[deleted user 785]

How will you know when a lass goes in and plants her arse what she intends on squeezing out?

Shit sensor

Any Chod drops and you've only paid for a piss the word **** will illuminate above the door. On departing the bog peoe will throw fruit at them

 

[dangermows]

Shit sensor

Any Chod drops and you've only paid for a piss the word **** will illuminate above the door. On departing the bog peoe will throw fruit at them

Do you have to pay for the fruit?

 

[deleted user 785]

Do you have to pay for the fruit?

Bring your own fruit. I'm freezing some apples

 

[forzamilansafc]

Respect to the Metropolitan Police, love their 'stand off' policing.

Our local plod could learn a thing or two.

Manchester policing is just as good, done both times with feyenoord and it was totally stand off and let people get one with it

 

[wilki]

Going to be intresting with Villa, Derby ect all in the smoke.

 

[Wayne The Punk]

someone let rip near me last night. you may wish to review your pricing structure for cleaning costs. based purely on that aroma. I think you could have got your Sunday dinner out of it

 

[dangermows]

Bring your own fruit. I'm freezing some apples

Could have been a money spinner mind Rockster.

I shall bring some curly carrots.

Going to be intresting with Villa, Derby ect all in the smoke.

In what way?

 

[OohBaldyBally]

The difference between them and Northumbria is unbelievable.

Like chalk and cheese.

 

[Abu Dhabi Red and White]

Shit sensor

Any Chod drops and you've only paid for a piss the word **** will illuminate above the door. On departing the bog peoe will throw fruit at them

I can't remember where in was now but there used to be a naked male statue in the female bogs with a fig leaf covering the genital are. When a lass lifted up the leaf for a peek, a light and buzzer used to sound in the bar so everyone knew - innocent times in the past.

 

[dangermows]

The difference between them and Northumbria is unbelievable.

Like chalk and cheese.

Yep. One set are mags. The other, not.

 

[wilki]

Could have been a money spinner mind Rockster.

I shall bring some curly carrots.



In what way?

Drink, violence ect

 

[Snorbens]

Don’t forget the scarf!

 

[dangermows]

Drink, violence ect

Those two might but our lot won't be.

 

[OohBaldyBally]

Yep. One set are mags. The other, not.

One set are well organised, very experienced, constantly learning and improving, know how to manage a large group of people and know how to use modern communication methods to foster good relationships.

The other.... are NP

 

[DH1]

It just goes to show the exenplary behaviour of the majority of our fans during our last two Wembley visits really. They may need staff to man it but there should be no bother.

Only thing I feel bad for them is the clean up the next day. But I'm sure the money created by us being there overnight will more than cover this.

 

[dangermows]

One set are well organised, very experienced, constantly learning and improving, know how to manage a large group of people and know how to use modern communication methods to foster good relationships.

The other.... are NP

And they are mags, who laugh when our fans get hit with bottles.

 

[OohBaldyBally]

And they are mags, who laugh when our fans get hit with bottles.

Ok mate ...... and they’re mags.

 

[dangermows]

Ok mate ...... and they’re mags.

Stitch up at Central. Lying about why our derby games had to be early kick offs, the copper on the horse calling us Mackem bastards the other season at a home game... It's a disgrace that they police our games.

 

[Stubbs ftm]

@hank williams will be in charge of knee trembles, free of charge.

Hoying up in a portaloo isn't cool. As punishment you get a knee trembler off hank

Get some anti climb paint to stop the bugger getting on top of the loos

 

[On Our Way]

We've got no issue with Derby or Villa. I can't imagine their been much of a problem tbh.