Anyone own a farm?

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TheWanderer

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or more specifically a farm that has pigs, or know someone who does?

No, before anyone says it, I’m not after eating them!

...I’m actually wanting a favour, to allow the wife to feed the piglets! It’s apparently high up on her ‘to do’ list and won’t half get me some brownie points!
 


TheWanderer said:
or more specifically a farm that has pigs, or know someone who does?

No, before anyone says it, I’m not after eating them!

...I’m actually wanting a favour, to allow the wife to feed the piglets! It’s apparently high up on her ‘to do’ list and won’t half get me some brownie points!
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The caravan site I’m on have two or three and I’m sure they let folk feed them. They’re not little anymore though.
 
TheWanderer said:
or more specifically a farm that has pigs, or know someone who does?

No, before anyone says it, I’m not after eating them!

...I’m actually wanting a favour, to allow the wife to feed the piglets! It’s apparently high up on her ‘to do’ list and won’t half get me some brownie points!
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Them's some high goals she's setting herself mind mate. What else is on her list? Have a subway sandwich? Put a coat on when indoors?
 
Mackem00 said:
Them's some high goals she's setting herself mind mate. What else is on her list? Have a subway sandwich? Put a coat on when indoors?
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What else does a woman need when she’s got everything?

To feed a piglet of course!

You want to see her at places like down at the farm knocking kids out the way to get hold of a f***ing rabbit or some other furry thing.

I’m sort of making her out to be a bit special when I’m thinking about it! :lol:
 
TheWanderer said:
What else does a woman need when she’s got everything?

To feed a piglet of course!

You want to see her at places like down at the farm knocking kids out the way to get hold of a f***ing rabbit or some other furry thing.

I’m sort of making her out to be a bit special when I’m thinking about it! :lol:
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I think we all already assumed this was the case mate. Hope the wine and cheese night went well tho!
 
TheWanderer said:
Paint decking
Assemble kids new wardrobes
Jet wash patio
Feed piglets
Cut front garden
Wash cars

Doesn’t look out of place does it?
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Makes it look like you have piglets in the garden but you only feed them one day a week, unless that’s one day’s list!

Why not buy her a pig actually?
 
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