Anyone own a farm?

Discussion in 'SMB' started by TheWanderer, Apr 15, 2019.

  1. Stubbs ftm

    Stubbs ftm Winger

    Eric gates has pigs

    Does that down on the farm place not have pigs at warden law?
  2. TheWanderer

    TheWanderer Striker

    Aye, but you can’t feed them.
  3. Do it on the sly

    ‘Danger feeding pigs’ is surely better for her bucket list
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  5. Patch

    Patch Winger

    @Manuel has half a farm although it's the arable half. However, I believe he's on speaking terms with his brother and might be able to sort something out.
  6. mcq10

    mcq10 Striker

    Whitehouse farm in Morpeth let’s you feed the animals.

    Mind you that was my four year old who did it not a grown adult
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  7. Goat Eyes

    Goat Eyes Striker

    Buy her a mini pig. You’ll complete her.
  8. MSC

    MSC Winger

    Have a word with that old bloke called McDonald I think.
  9. Goat Eyes

    Goat Eyes Striker

    Beamish actually have pigs and you can feed them there. Big fuckers mind but eat straight from your hand.
  10. MSC

    MSC Winger

    Getting boaring this thread
  11. I’d be surprised if a commercial farmer would let you near his/her herd as the bio security would make them twitch and after seeing a commercial herd ( in door) you might never buy or eat pork again. Find a hobby farmer like myself and most will let you get in with them ( if they are well behaved) and scratch them and feed them. I’ve got a sow due to farrow any day which is very cute to see and then in 6-7 months you get this
  12. luvulongtime

    luvulongtime Striker

  13. Bill quay farm is public access. Don't normally allow the public to feed them afaik. But tell them its a treat for mrs W and offer a donation/bribe and you may get lucky. Bill quay Gateshead that is.
  14. No.
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  15. Horatio Pugwash

    Horatio Pugwash Striker

    @cornish mackem has pigs
  16. 18 clem is a decent target.
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  17. ouro

    ouro Striker

    I was asked yesterday in all seriousness by a woman that should know better how she could lose half a stone or preferably more before her holiday in 4 weeks time. As she ate apple crumble.
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  18. TheWanderer

    TheWanderer Striker

    Met one of the Red and white army who posts on here, can I hell remember his username, anyways I was introduced as my username and his first comments were along the lines of ‘I thought you’d be a lot bigger’ fuck you! ;)

    Might of just being polite mind! :confused:
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  19. vinegar hill

    vinegar hill Striker


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