Anyone own a farm?

Discussion in 'SMB' started by TheWanderer, Apr 15, 2019.

  1. Forrest Gump

    Forrest Gump Midfield

    Get her a copy of animal farm ! Not the one you read at school.
  2. mickeymoor

    mickeymoor Full Back

    Tweddle farm near Blackhall let you feed the animals think the one at Bill Quay closed
  3. niceonemarra

    niceonemarra Winger

    Just take her to your local police station.
  4. Show her round your funny farm NOM.
  5. niceonemarra

    niceonemarra Winger

    don't think the wandererer would allow it
  7. Kent_Mackem

    Kent_Mackem Striker

    Think you can do that at Ouseburn Farm under Byker Bridge.
  8. Lucky pig.

    Ant and Dec?
  9. the dark one

    the dark one Winger

    Ferk me.ive heard it all now. Sick of feeding the pig so she wants to feed the piglets. She was feeding me chocolate biscuits the other day mind.
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  10. Manuel

    Manuel Winger

    No pigs though, I can organise lamb feeding if that helps? All the pigs I have any dealings with are massively aware of bio security and not keen on letting folk in. They are also very rarely need bottle feeding.
  11. Gideon Gungeon

    Gideon Gungeon Striker

    took the nephew to light water valley when he was a teenager and we watched a pig eating shit from another pig's arsehole mate.
  12. Goat Eyes

    Goat Eyes Striker

    Walked an Alpaca today. Now these are class animals.

    Always look like they’re taking the piss out of you though.
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  13. ARs biscuit

    ARs biscuit Goalkeeper

    This whole thread and only one mention of brick top!!
    Come on techno wizzards, get a clip loaded.
    "Like a knife through buttah"

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