Anyone own a farm?

Discussion in 'SMB' started by TheWanderer, Apr 15, 2019.

  1. TheWanderer

    TheWanderer Striker

    or more specifically a farm that has pigs, or know someone who does?

    No, before anyone says it, I’m not after eating them!

    ...I’m actually wanting a favour, to allow the wife to feed the piglets! It’s apparently high up on her ‘to do’ list and won’t half get me some brownie points!
     
  2. Charmless Man

    Charmless Man Striker

    What’s ‘feed the piglets’ a euphemism for?
     
  3. Kevj

    Kevj Striker

    The caravan site I’m on have two or three and I’m sure they let folk feed them. They’re not little anymore though.
     
  4. If you were local I could arrange access but alas
     
  5. Harry Angstrom

    Harry Angstrom Striker

    100% my first thought:lol:
     
  6. oROSSo

    oROSSo Striker Staff Member

    just take her to hall hill farm or somewhere
     
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    @TheWanderer make sure she washes her hands after and get her an ice cream if she has been good
     
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  8. TheWanderer

    TheWanderer Striker

    :lol:

    It’s a straight up question this time!
     
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  9. Mackem00

    Mackem00 Striker

    Them's some high goals she's setting herself mind mate. What else is on her list? Have a subway sandwich? Put a coat on when indoors?
     
  10. TheWanderer

    TheWanderer Striker

    What else does a woman need when she’s got everything?

    To feed a piglet of course!

    You want to see her at places like down at the farm knocking kids out the way to get hold of a fucking rabbit or some other furry thing.

    I’m sort of making her out to be a bit special when I’m thinking about it! :lol:
     
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  11. Mackem00

    Mackem00 Striker

    I think we all already assumed this was the case mate. Hope the wine and cheese night went well tho!
     
  12. TheWanderer

    TheWanderer Striker

    Went down a storm mate, and my new Ferrari key ring worked a treat!
     
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  13. duff_man

    duff_man Striker

    You looking at getting rid of bodies?
     
  14. TheWanderer

    TheWanderer Striker

    Just 20% of mine in time for Ibiza in 7 weeks!
     
  15. Charmless Man

    Charmless Man Striker

    Also, ‘to do list’ sounds like a list of jobs round the house to complete for the week, why is feeding piglets included in that? :lol:

    You’ll have to tie a knot in the old food oesophagus!
     
  16. TheWanderer

    TheWanderer Striker

    Paint decking
    Assemble kids new wardrobes
    Jet wash patio
    Feed piglets
    Cut front garden
    Wash cars

    Doesn’t look out of place does it?
     
  17. Charmless Man

    Charmless Man Striker

    Makes it look like you have piglets in the garden but you only feed them one day a week, unless that’s one day’s list!

    Why not buy her a pig actually?
     
  18. TheWanderer

    TheWanderer Striker

    I’m the only pig allowed in this house!
     
  19. daventry cat

    daventry cat Striker

    Isn't @Pedro a tiller of soil or a meringue?
     
  20. x ALiEN 8

    x ALiEN 8 Midfield

    Breast is best
     

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