Things You Did to Try Impress a Girl that you wouldnt normally do

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bigmarlon said:
I gave a lass my jacket and walked 3 miles in torrential rain wearing a t-shirt.

Leading up to the "date", I was running late, so I took my trainers off (which were brand new and hurting my feet) and ran about 2 miles in just my socks.

It worked. We were together for about a year. She was my first buck :cool:
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Was this when you were in your 30's mate?
 


Once dated a posh lass with rich parents.
Never forgot the night it was when Gazza scored that goal at Wembley v Scotland.
Anyway stayed in their posh flat in the middle of London.
She wanted to be tied up and fucked. It was going to plan until she started screaming. Thought it was all part of the act but realised I had knocked the candle over and the bed was on fire :lol:
 
Two million voices said:
Me and my best mate went out for a few years ago, got pissed and got talking to two lasses. One was really into my mate and clearly fancied a bit so I cracked on with the other, getting on canny and totally underestimated how pissed I was getting I got a bit confident and just said to her ‘you clearly fancy a bit and and so do I, what you gonna do about it?’.

She just walked away.

As for my mate and the other lass? She invited him back to hers but instead he decided to pull out little tree and it’s roots from the soil.

Absolute divvys.
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:eek:WTF??:eek:
 
bigmarlon said:
I gave a lass my jacket and walked 3 miles in torrential rain wearing a t-shirt.

Leading up to the "date", I was running late, so I took my trainers off (which were brand new and hurting my feet) and ran about 2 miles in just my socks.

It worked. We were together for about a year. She was my first buck :cool:
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If you didnt get a buck after that dont know what would work :)
 
Swindon On Tour said:
Once dated a posh lass with rich parents.
Never forgot the night it was when Gazza scored that goal at Wembley v Scotland.
Anyway stayed in their posh flat in the middle of London.
She wanted to be tied up and fucked. It was going to plan until she started screaming. Thought it was all part of the act but realised I had knocked the candle over and the bed was on fire :lol:
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:lol::lol::lol:

FootballFan said:
If you didnt get a buck after that dont know what would work :)
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My love poems.:cool:
 
Sat through Evita.....
Got the buck, although it was like chewbacca’s arm pit Down there....turned out she was a Jehovas witness too.....just a naughty one.
 
OOOSH YEAH said:
I’m sorry but I have absolutely no idea what you’re on about. I’m sure you know what you mean. I’m imagining you’re staring at a toaster expecting something to happen but in reality nothing is in it.
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You come across as a real gentleman there marra :lol: one of the best posters on here by far.
 
Wore a Levellers t-shirt.

Unfortunately I wasn't as accomplished a bullshitter as I am now, so when I was asked about my favourite track on an album I'd never heard of.....
 
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