Deleted them all mate. I was heartbroken. Her parents wouldn't accept a non-muzzie whitey in the family so it was either we stayed together and her life was ruined or we broke up. Obviously she chose the latter.
That's nee way to talk about yer lass's bush man!Took a bite out of a cactus. Still pulling spines out me gums two days later. Got a four year auld daughter now.
I gave a lass my jacket and walked 3 miles in torrential rain wearing a t-shirt.
Leading up to the "date", I was running late, so I took my trainers off (which were brand new and hurting my feet) and ran about 2 miles in just my socks.
It worked. We were together for about a year. She was my first buck
Once dated a posh lass with rich parents.
Never forgot the night it was when Gazza scored that goal at Wembley v Scotland.
Anyway stayed in their posh flat in the middle of London.
She wanted to be tied up and fucked. It was going to plan until she started screaming. Thought it was all part of the act but realised I had knocked the candle over and the bed was on fire
The lass?
Bet you were sat at home later on trying to thrap one out and started humming "we're all in this together"
Just tried to tell our lass this story but started laughing & couldn’t finish it because I was imagining it.Once dated a posh lass with rich parents.
Never forgot the night it was when Gazza scored that goal at Wembley v Scotland.
Anyway stayed in their posh flat in the middle of London.
She wanted to be tied up and fucked. It was going to plan until she started screaming. Thought it was all part of the act but realised I had knocked the candle over and the bed was on fire
Was too gutted and thinking what I’d done wrong.Bet you were sat at home later on trying to thrap one out and started humming "we're all in this together"
