Things You Did to Try Impress a Girl that you wouldnt normally do

[Mr.Thunders]

Points for the most amusing and cringeworthy tales please.

Not a major one for me but staying in a youth hostel in Canada years ago a group of Brazilians (including some of the fittest birds ever) asked if I wanted to go and watch the Oscars in some coffee shop.The red carpet,full ceremony and everything.It sounded then as it does now,f***ing tragic.

Of course I said yes,was bored shitless and didnt get a snog or a shag.

 

[Deleted member 40035]

I walked into a bar in Sunderland many years ago and a lass obviously dressed like a stripper got a drink at the bar where I was at and I looked her in the eyes and said 'are you the stripper?'
what was I thinking!

 

[LondonMackem]

I walked into a bar in Sunderland many years ago and a lass obviously dressed like a stripper got a drink at the bar where I was at and I looked her in the eyes and said 'are you the stripper?'
what was I thinking!

f***ing hell mate wtf were you thinking!!

 

[bigmarlon]

I gave a lass my jacket and walked 3 miles in torrential rain wearing a t-shirt.

Leading up to the "date", I was running late, so I took my trainers off (which were brand new and hurting my feet) and ran about 2 miles in just my socks.

It worked. We were together for about a year. She was my first buck

 

[MackemBob]

Once tried to prevent a lasses hair getting wet by holding my kebab box over her head, whilst walking home after a night out. Lamb grease and chilli sauce isn’t a substitute for Timotei.

 

[Deleted member 40035]

f***ing hell mate wtf were you thinking!!

i was trying not to look at her tits.

 

[heroesof73]

I walked into a bar in Sunderland many years ago and a lass obviously dressed like a stripper got a drink at the bar where I was at and I looked her in the eyes and said 'are you the stripper?'
what was I thinking!

Well was She? Oh and pics

 

[Deleted member 40035]

Once tried to prevent a lasses hair getting wet by holding my kebab box over her head after a night out. Lamb grease and chilli sauce isn’t a substitute for Timotei.

 

[EchoMan]

Once tried to prevent a lasses hair getting wet by holding my kebab box over her head, whilst walking home after a night out. Lamb grease and chilli sauce isn’t a substitute for Timotei.

Was she worth it ?

 

[Two million voices]

Me and my best mate went out for a few years ago, got pissed and got talking to two lasses. One was really into my mate and clearly fancied a bit so I cracked on with the other, getting on canny and totally underestimated how pissed I was getting I got a bit confident and just said to her ‘you clearly fancy a bit and and so do I, what you gonna do about it?’.

She just walked away.

As for my mate and the other lass? She invited him back to hers but instead he decided to pull out little tree and it’s roots from the soil.

Absolute divvys.

 

[Big Duke Six]

Shaved my knackers...

 

[MackemBob]

Was she worth it ?

Sadly, I never got the chance to find out.

 

[bigmarlon]

My ex was a Bangladeshi muslim lass so I started to learn Hindi. I got as far as being able to say "Good morning my princess" but that's about it. I can't even remember how to say that anymore.

 

[muggboots]

My ex was a Bangladeshi muslim lass so I started to learn Hindi. I got as far as being able to say "Good morning my princess" but that's about it. I can't even remember how to say that anymore.

They speak Bengali there though.

 

[Kevj]

Once tried to prevent a lasses hair getting wet by holding my kebab box over her head, whilst walking home after a night out. Lamb grease and chilli sauce isn’t a substitute for Timotei.

I can imagine this is exactly a thing you’d do

 

[bigmarlon]

They speak Bengali there though.

Her family spoke Bengali but she never. She spoke a little Hindi, probably for the Bollywood films.

I didn't think it through, I was just trying to impress her man.

 

[MackemBob]

I can imagine this is exactly a thing you’d do

You were probably out that night. It was walking over the town bridge from the Nite Klub.

 

[redalert69]

"Look at the size of this"

 

[Kevj]

You were probably out that night. It was walking over the town bridge from the Nite Klub.

You should have used the PC technique and told her to fuck off. God knows how that approach worked so many times.
But good times too.

 

[Chap78]

Took a bite out of a cactus. Still pulling spines out me gums two days later. Got a four year auld daughter now.‍