Things You Did to Try Impress a Girl that you wouldnt normally do

[Boz33]

Took a bite out of a cactus. Still pulling spines out me gums two days later. Got a four year auld daughter now.‍

Might wanna have a word with your wife, that's not how women get pregnant mate

 

[OOOSH YEAH]

Had a swig of poppers at V98 festival.

Entered into a real rodeo competition at Peterlee carnival and was thrown off the horse and landed on my head but a mate did as well and ended off worse (RIP TH )

 

[Cox Green Fc]

One of the first nights I spent with my ex . True story aswell.

Woke up the next morning with her still in bed . Had no clays on obviously so shuffled my arse across the bed to put slmy my boxers on and socks and that , unaware I'd left git big shit trail along the white sheets . She noticed after I said 'fuck' had to tell her no getting away from it. She was more embarrassed than me actually haha

Just realised this has fuck all to do with impressing a bird.

 

[Deleted member 40035]

Well was She? Oh and pics

Yes No

Had a swig of poppers at V98 festival.

Entered into a real rodeo competition at Peterlee carnival and was thrown off the horse and landed on my head but a mate did as well and ended off worse (RIP TH )

don't drink it

 

[OOOSH YEAH]

Yes No


don't drink it

I’m 40 now. I was 18 at the time. I was fine like but I wouldn’t recommend

I did however inadvertently tell a gypsy the pills we had bought didn’t work and spent the weekend shitting myself in case they killed me.

 

[tunstallhill]

'Here love, does this hanky smell like chloroform to you ?'

 

[Deleted member 40035]

I’m 40 now. I was 18 at the time. I was fine like but I wouldn’t recommend

I did however inadvertently tell a gypsy the pills we had bought didn’t work and spent the weekend shitting myself in case they killed me.

40 wow you age so quickly you were only 30 last time I saw you and that was only a couple of weeks ago marra.

 

[bigmarlon]

One of the first nights I spent with my ex . True story aswell.

Woke up the next morning with her still in bed . Had no clays on obviously so shuffled my arse across the bed to put slmy my boxers on and socks and that , unaware I'd left git big shit trail along the white sheets . She noticed after I said 'fuck' had to tell her no getting away from it. She was more embarrassed than me actually haha

Just realised this has fuck all to do with impressing a bird.

You dorty shitty-arsed bastard. Wash your arse man. Meff.

 

[OOOSH YEAH]

40 wow you age so quickly you were only 30 last time I saw you and that was only a couple of weeks ago marra.

I dread to ask this but would like like to elaborate on your point?

 

[Deleted member 40035]

I dread to ask this but would like like to elaborate on your point?

I actually knew you were going to say that marra.

You dorty shitty-arsed bastard. Wash your arse man. Meff.

skidmarks all over

 

[OOOSH YEAH]

I actually knew you were going to say that marra.


skidmarks all over

What are you on about?

 

[Deleted member 40035]

What are you on about?

I should have known you were going to ask that.

 

[OOOSH YEAH]

I should have known you were going to ask that.

I’ve no idea what you’re on about

 

[Pseudonym Number 1]

Had a swig of poppers at V98 festival.

So did he shag you then?

 

[Deleted member 40035]

I’ve no idea what you’re on about

You have so many identities its hard to keep up marra nice 1 though.

 

[OOOSH YEAH]

So did he shag you then?

Possibly

 

[Pseudonym Number 1]

Possibly

touché

 

[OOOSH YEAH]

You have so many identities its hard to keep up marra nice 1 though.

I have no idea what you’re on about

 

[What A Waster]

Pretended to be a Sunderland fan.

 

[Typhoonftm]

I have no idea what you’re on about

He'll be shit faced man. The day ends in a Y.