Things You Did to Try Impress a Girl that you wouldnt normally do



Went to the pictures to see High School Musical 3 with a lass a few year older than me (that’s the truth as well, if I’d just said a lass I’d be called all sorts of things). Anyway I thought I was definitely in there, even bought her popcorn in a high school musical special cup thing. Walked her back to hers, she invited me in, thought I’m definitely in there. I wasn’t, she told me to ring myself a taxi cos and didn’t want me waiting outside in the cold.

f***ing High school musical man.
 
Two million voices said:
Went to the pictures to see High School Musical 3 with a lass a few year older than me (that’s the truth as well, if I’d just said a lass I’d be called all sorts of things). Anyway I thought I was definitely in there, even bought her popcorn in a high school musical special cup thing. Walked her back to hers, she invited me in, thought I’m definitely in there. I wasn’t, she told me to ring myself a taxi cos and didn’t want me waiting outside in the cold.

f***ing High school musical man.
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The first one wasn't bad tbf. :lol:
 
Just remembered another one.

I moved into a new house when I was around 14 and met a lass that lived a few doors down, she was lovely. She invited me to the park with a few mates to play footy and hoy a frisbee about. The frisbee ended up stuck in a tree, so up steps the hero... me. :cool: I climbed the tree, got the frisbee, climbed down, then realised I was covered in scratches. A few minutes later I was covered in a rash. The fucker was one of those conifers that give you a rash. I looked like I had AIDS ffs.

Another one, same lass, again involving trees...

Me and a mate had decided to make a zip wire out the back of my house using some BMX handlebars and a length of wire we'd found. A few hours later it was done, so up steps the hero.. me again.. to test it. The 3 lasses were at the bottom watching as I let go of the tree and embarked on my heroic zipline to martyrdom.. I get about 6 feet down, the branch snaps, and I fall 30 feet landing on my arse. The branch that'd snapped follows me down and lands on my heed. :cool: It f***ing knacked :lol:
 
bigmarlon said:
Twat. I thought you might've kept it for your wank bank.

Ah well, sorry Pinza. You'll just have to imagine.
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Wiry Barnet
Tash
Nose ring
Terry Waite’s allotment
Stinks of curry
Dresses made out of nana’s Curtains

Got it!

(Add a couple of details, I’m nearly there!)
 

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