Fight on the metro tonight...

[Deleted member 40035]

I'm flattered, pal, but you're not my type

im not asking you out im challenging you to a duel

 

[The Lonious Monk]

im not asking you out im challenging you to a duel

go to bed, pal

 

[Deleted member 40035]

go to bed, pal

whats the matter? chicken..

 

[Doberman]

im not asking you out im challenging you to a duel

I think we've outed the pensioner on the metro.

 

[The Lonious Monk]

whats the matter? chicken..

no, I don't eat meat

I think we've outed the pensioner on the metro.

 

[Deleted member 40035]

@Dave Herbal was obviously Dennis Weavers driving coach in that film.

 

[---Nemo---]

I don't own a gun. Still packing, yes, but not a gun.

And, yes, that fucker is a quick draw much to my wife's chagrin.

No worries mate, it'll be coming out of the holster "Sam Peckinpah" style by then.

 

[Fred Basset]

sounds like the old man had a bit too much to drink

Welcome to Jarra, marra. Jarra is Jarrow, btw. Ah'm a Jarra lad

 

[safcforever]

I'll be honest. I never seen the initial punch. Only turned around when the brother told him to settle down. Old fella wouldn't leave it. Brothers actually went to opposite ends of the metro but the old fella got back up & followed one of them. Young'un was telling him he's not going to let him hit his brother & he should probably just sit back down or he'll be in bother.

old fella was pushed off the metro at Pelaw having missed his stop at Fellgate. Bairns stopped on the metro despite the fellas pleas to get off and have it out. Old fella spat on the metro window & walked off to wait on metro back to Fellgate.

f***ing youth of today is fucked

 

[riffraff]

Provincial public transport etc. London, stab vests, acid attacks etc.

 

[Kitch]

Old Fella???? 65, he's just a lad.

 

[Good Bloke Fairly]

f***ing youth of today is fucked

Good on them for standing their ground with the silly old prick.

 

[Hank Scorpio]

The lack of security around the Metro is woeful like

You regularly see scratter, pissed blokes using it as a free service to get them home/to the pub. The fact the old fella spat at the window speaks volumes about the sort of chap he is.

 

[KeefBeer]

Lads, it's the Metro!

 

[Barnacle Boy]

he was fairly intoxicated like. He ended up lecturing one end of the carriage about how he goes to work then gets this shit or something. Total nonsense.

I like him

 

[Gibraltar Mackem]

YA ONLY LAUGHING 'CAUSE YA ON THE METROOOO!

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[Deleted member 14766]

I can totally see myself being like that. Just a cranky old asshole.

I have high levels of practical expertise in this area.

I’d tell you about in detail but I can’t be f***ing arsed with people like you. Arsehole

Leave me alone.

 

[JAZZMANB]

If the story is accurate the pensioner sounds like an absolute bellend.

Which links to the Don't swear in front pensioners debate on the swearing thread.Some right dick head oap's

 

[JGC]

Poor old blokes probably just having an identity crisis living on Tyneside but following Sunderland

 

[JAZZMANB]

That's probably me... not the stale piss, though.

Didn't know only old people ate them, I f***ing love them.

Sucks getting old




shut up, you loon

Werthers ,old school grooming weapon before the internet

It always seems to be around Boldon or Brockly whins were the mid trip tensions rise to the top in my experience