All I Want For Christmas Is...

[skybo]

It took me an hour and half to get down that way the other week. Hmm.

You shouldn't have walked it with your bad back!

 

[Chappers]

My back to stop hurting

Same here. But it's my knee.

 

[lenshack]

Without good health you have nowt.

 

[arthursboy]

A healthy year for me wife and bairns please if your offering CAT , thanks

 

[The Ram]

People spell 'their' correctly on Facebook and on here

 

[Kent_Mackem]

This. What a lucky bastard I am!

Continued good health and happiness for me and the bewer and bairn.

And if I get some chocolate or aftershave in me stocking - bonus!

Not American chocolate hopefully...

 

[peil]

My Dad to get through his first on his own without being too upset.

Just that would be ok.

 

[CatOnKeyboard]

The Dukla Prague away kit.

 

[Deleted member 34491]

My shoulder to stop knacking so I can get back to the gym

 

[Lambchops]

To see the smiles on the kids faces when they see santy has been

 

[Tex]

Not American chocolate hopefully...

Christ almighty no!
It’s absolute muck.
Godiva or Ghirardelli or ... anything but that crystallised Hershey vomit!

 

[Deleted member 5265]

An orchid.
Gift vouchers for silly expensive skin products that I really shouldn't buy.
The Grenfell cookery book.
Tickets for the WWC finals next summer.

 

[SAFC2403]

A new job would be nice. Might alleviate some of the stress.

 

[CatRyan]

Youngest daughter back to some sort of normality

Maybe she just takes after you

A healthy year for me wife and bairns please if your offering CAT , thanks

Gladly xxx

 

[MackemBob]

I'd settle for a gannet and a Creme Egg to be fair.

Sorry marra, just back from the shop. All out of gannets and Turkish delight so, enjoy your egret and bournville.

 

[Hair Flick]

This, ya fucker.

It'll be a year on Boxing Day since my back's been giving me jip. I've had multiple osteopath visits, multiple massages, had ultrasounds, x-rays, piss tests, blood tests and nobody has a clue what the problem is.

FFS.

I’m no expert admittedly, but I’d say the problem is you’ve got backache.

 

[cjt]

To hear my mams voice again

 

[houst69]

My back to stop hurting

Which part of your back? Any nerve pain running down your leg?

...

Christina Aguileira, legs akimbo laid under my xmas tree

 

[Some Random Guy]

This, ya fucker.

It'll be a year on Boxing Day since my back's been giving me jip. I've had multiple osteopath visits, multiple massages, had ultrasounds, x-rays, piss tests, blood tests and nobody has a clue what the problem is.

FFS.

Have you tried manning the fuck up cuz?

 

[The Lonious Monk]

Nothing. There is literally nothing that I want this year. Friends and family have asked me what I want for Christmas and I've told them to use the money that they were planning to use to buy a gift and make a donation to a charity of their choice under my name as a gift instead.