All I Want For Christmas Is...

[peachy]

I bought a new one only last Saturday.

A culinary one?

 

[Abu Dhabi Red and White]

A culinary one?

Cleft one.

 

[peachy]

Cleft one.

That wouldn't work.

 

[Laeotaekhun]

A culinary one?

This one.

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[I'm Spartacus]

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Decent quality underpants and socks

 

[Tex]

There is something in the traditional Chinese stuff, the wife (no) goes to a physio who mixes traditional Chinese and modern medicine and he sorted her knackered elbow out in a few weeks whilst the western style docs had more or less given up. Acupuncture, tui na and physio sorted it

Good post.
My Mam was diagnosed with cancer. As a side effect she had painful edema in her lower legs. She went to the Chinese doctor in the town who gave her stuff to make some rancid tea, after which the swelling went away in no time. The cancer killed her like, but at least she was more comfortable in dealing with some of the side effects.

 

[Fred Basset]

Just a bit of quiet time with me family. No pressure to deliver the 'perfect Christmas'. Just relaxing

 

[matt228]

Decent quality underpants and socks

This is such a clichéd thing to buy blokes for Christmas, but it's genuinely a cracking present. Not like you're ever going to stop needing socks and undercrackers.

 

[tunstall birdman]

You can't ask your lass, like?

Got nee lass.

 

[matt228]

Got nee lass.

Here’s me thinking you’re a hit with the ladies. You’ve got 5 days to find The One: go go go!

 

[Abu Dhabi Red and White]

Here’s me thinking you’re a hit with the ladies. You’ve got 5 days to find The One: go go go!

He'd love a go-go girl.

 

[Tex]

Got nee lass.

Haway man Birdy. Even that shieldsblackcat dullard has found a lass. Imagine being beaten to the punch by him! His banter is even worse than yours!

 

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[Keawyeds]

I'd quite like a spleen

 

[MackemBob]

I'd like a new palette knife.


My current one is likely 50 years old.
The paint has come off the handle and the blade now has miniscule rust spots.

Red handle with a white end?

I'd quite like a spleen

Fava beans and a chianti on the side?

 

[Keawyeds]

Red handle with a white end?


Fava beans and a chianti on the side?

No, I'd quite like to benefit from one. Not eat it

 

[Tex]

No, I'd quite like to benefit from one. Not eat it

Sickle cell?

 

[Keawyeds]

Sickle cell?

Nope, they took it along with a few other things when they removed a liver tumour when I was a baby