I imagine your sexual history CV would be an interesting read followed by an unexplained absence for years.
Lying on your CV
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I imagine your sexual history CV would be an interesting read followed by an unexplained absence for years.
I had to reduce the money that one organisation spent with the company I was working for, as no one believed it 
tunstall birdman
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Interesting enough to bypass the unexplained absence and only be seen as an ideal candidate with all the required skills, knowledge and experience.
niknak_123
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Lie to get a £100k job and then sub contract to an Indian bloke for 25k to do the work... like that bloke did in America
Hardyman's Yugo
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I’ve seen that as well, male ‘accountant’ who wasn’t qualified who shagged the female CEO (a right ignorant dog). He ended up getting peddled when someone blew the whistle on his activities, or more to the point she allowed him to resign and go quickly before she told the board what had happened.
Wind on 7 years and he went to prison for 2 years for fraud with another employer, I know a few people who think she got him that particular job.
FootballFan
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Swindon On Tour
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Sacked someone last week.
His Manager had even passed his probation period and signed off as meets on the appraisal. The CV no way matched the skill level.
FootballFan
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you bastard.
---Nemo---
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More than likely this shyster would have stayed under the radar but for an attempt to rob an old dear suffering from dementia.
BBL
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mysticmackem
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Zholia Alemi just caused a stir. Now 3,000 foreign doctors are having their quals checked. Errr..... Shouldn't this have been done on appointment?
Does he post on here? I suspect there's someone who has just got a social media type role and is using the SMB as his experience by asking for advice on simple tasks.
Would be a great approach. Lie on your CV and just think 'someone on the SMB will know'.
JL1985
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No they definitely don't post on here. The SMB is a fountain of knowledge, you would be silly to go anywhere else for advice.Does he post on here? I suspect there's someone who has just got a social media type role and is using the SMB as his experience by asking for advice on simple tasks.
Would be a great approach. Lie on your CV and just think 'someone on the SMB will know'.
the veteran
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Standard blag innit!!
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If withholding that I'm a drunken alien believing nutjob is classed as lying then yes.
Lord Potts
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It's a criminal offence in some cases people who did so have been sent down for it. In particular claiming to have qualifications that you haven't got is a big no no .
joemcdokes
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No idea why anyone would need to lie to get a job that most people who don't are shit at it anyway.
Swindon On Tour
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I am a decent person and always fair.
This individual had numerous chances, support and was an issue in the team.
He had to go. The remaining team all supported the decision.
Apart from being crap he stunk of BO and was told of that twice as other people had mentioned it.
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