Anyone wondered why blokes have nipples?

[PhilSAFC]

You look like a melted candle.

Face like a smashed toilet seat.

 

[Deleted member 14766]

Gender fluidity. We’ve all been through it.

 

[mux]

You look like a melted candle.

Might be funny if it was even marginally true but we both know I have wonderfully smooth and clear skin. A great complexion.

You could have said I had Chinese eyes or something but then I even think they add to my overall handsomeness.

Shame yer eyes don’t work properly.

You still would.

Face like a smashed toilet seat.

Fuck off yay! Divvent even nar what I look like man Pip!

 

[PinzaC55]

He done a cracking job on me tbf

Anyway the more important question is have any of you ever had a nipple orgasm? They're class.

From reading your posts here I think god has forgotten you to be honest.

 

[Kevj]

You still would.

Overactive delusional gland anarl.

 

[PinzaC55]

We also have a residual tail and attachments under our nose where there used to be whiskers. I think it is also true that when we are in the womb we are covered in hair like chimps but we shed it before we are born.

 

[Kevj]

We also have a residual tail and attachments under our nose where there used to be whiskers. I think it is also true that when we are in the womb we are covered in hair like chimps but we shed it before we are born.

I’m sure there are still gill like structures in the neck which are wholly redundant.

 

[tunstall birdman]

Get your Lass to lick them, you will then appreciate why we have them.

When lasses have licked my nipples, I feel now't. They have as much feeling as two frost bitten thumbs.

 

[Big Duke Six]

When lasses have licked my nipples, I feel now't. They have as much feeling as two frost bitten thumbs.

You dont know what your missing then.

 

[the dark one]

You look like a melted candle.

 

[tunstall birdman]

You dont know what your missing then.

All of my nerve ending that should have went into my tits when I was developing in the womb, grew along my shaft and up to my Bell End instead.

 

[Big Duke Six]

All of my nerve ending that should have went into my tits when I was developing in the womb, grew along my shaft and up to my Bell End instead.

Pity it nivver gets used then eh?

 

[TheWanderer]

All of my nerve ending that should have went into my tits when I was developing in the womb, grew along my shaft and up to my Bell End instead.

What a f***ing waste!

 

[cornish mackem]

I can lick them myself!

Can you reach that low down Saggy Boobs ?

 

[tunstall birdman]

Pity it nivver gets used then eh?

What a f***ing waste!

Not on my super sensitive Womb Raider it's not.

 

[PinzaC55]

All of my nerve ending that should have went into my tits when I was developing in the womb, grew along my shaft and up to my Bell End instead.

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[tunstall birdman]

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[Big Duke Six]

Not on my super sensitive Womb Raider it's not.

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[Deleted member 29601]

He done a cracking job on me tbf

Anyway the more important question is have any of you ever had a nipple orgasm? They're class.

Dare i ask?

 

[Kevj]

Dare i ask?

I met a worldie lass in Torremolinos from Birmingham who’s nipples were like an orgasm switch. Buck away then as soon as you tweaked her nips, it was game over for her.

I can only imagine @mux is similar judging by his post.