Anyone wondered why blokes have nipples?

[mux]

People would pay to watch us together mate.

Felt like we were on the verge last night as well then you fell asleep :/

 

[OldNewtown]

I can fart at will. He's not happy about it like.

Poor Will

 

[Rotten Johnny]

No. I've never really wondered about blokes nipples at all.

 

[matt228]

People would pay to watch us together mate.

I wouldn’t, and I’m half-bent.

 

[portypaul]

Shame yer eyes don’t work properly.

I think his wife bought mirrors from an old fun house

 

[mux]

Aye, I remember he was fighting it before I left the board in 2013; I had hoped that would be the last time he had to beat it but life's like that unfortunately, people end up fighting the same battles again. It's a f***ing bastard, cancer, like.


Weeey I don't know! I thought "good as gold" might be some newfangled SMB euphemism! There is a section of Gold called gone but not forgotten!

Wew Matt I just tried to send you some filth via pm and it says you don't accept them? What's the crack la?

I wouldn’t, and I’m half-bent.

@Goat Eyes Clearly this fucker hasn't had the opportunity to appreciate us. Any discerning woman or gent would accept that me and the Goat are of high quality and class.

 

[houst69]

Still wondering why I have my second stomach tbh

Same with my extra chin

 

[toxic tracksuit]

Also, why do squirrels have foreskins?

 

[Typhoonftm]

In fairness in the handsome stakes he is my main competitor so I do have an irrational dislike of him.

 

[matt228]

Wew Matt I just tried to send you some filth via pm and it says you don't accept them? What's the crack la?


@Goat Eyes Clearly this fucker hasn't had the opportunity to appreciate us. Any discerning woman or gent would accept that me and the Goat are of high quality and class.

I don’t know, don’t I take PMs? I’ll have a look.

 

[DisillusionedOldGit]

We are all born female, then some end up male?

Aye but why do so many men have tits ?