Anyone wondered why blokes have nipples?

[Deleted member 29601]

I met a worldie lass in Torremolinos from Birmingham who’s nipples were like an orgasm switch. Buck away then as soon as you tweaked her nips, it was game over for her.

I can only imagine @mux is similar judging by his post.

I think you are being modest and it was you who was making her like that.

 

[tunstall birdman]

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Nor.

 

[Big Duke Six]

Nor.

 

[tunstall birdman]

 

[TheWanderer]

Love @TheWanderer me.

What will be his next epiphany on the human body?

I ask that much shite, Alexa has started calling me a thick ****!

 

[Alan BStard]

wtf is a worldie lass?

 

[Big Duke Six]

wtf is a worldie lass?

One from South Hetton.

 

[joemcdokes]

I can lick them myself!

Mooby.

 

[kossoff]

The real appreciated talent is if you can also breathe through your ears.

I can blow air out through my left ear drum (and make bubbles in water). Perforated ear drum shizzle.

 

[Big Duke Six]

I can blow air out through my left ear drum (and make bubbles in water). Perforated ear drum shizzle.

I can fart at will. He's not happy about it like.

 

[Luca]

We also have parathyroid glands in the neck that used to be gills.

 

[JAZZMANB]

The weld line on my undercarriage has always intrigued me

 

[Goat Eyes]

The weld line on my undercarriage has always intrigued me

How you know about this intrigues me.

 

[Teed]

Still wondering why I have my second stomach tbh

 

[JAZZMANB]

How you know about this intrigues me.

Got to get to know your own body

 

[Sidewinder2]

How you know about this intrigues me.

You never noticed the seam on ya nut sack?

 

[Deleted member 30853]

I can lick them myself!

Are you some freaky lizard creature from Mars?

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Even @tunstall birdman has more clue than that. Now if you said Frijj made that mistake.

 

[mux]

Dare i ask?

Best not mate I've had enough grief on the Cheryl Cole thread. I need my reputation to repair itself.

I met a worldie lass in Torremolinos from Birmingham who’s nipples were like an orgasm switch. Buck away then as soon as you tweaked her nips, it was game over for her.

I can only imagine @mux is similar judging by his post.

But aye what he says

 

[Vinyl Score]

Anyway the more important question is have any of you ever had a nipple orgasm? They're class.

Orgasm during coitus while having nipple(s) sucked by wife (no) (main advantage of much shorter wife), yes & it is class.

The downside to men being flat chested Y-chromosomed women is that they can get breast cancer, which must be the most embarrassing form of cancer, although of course that's the least of your worries if you've got cancer. (no I haven't)

 

[raindog]

We are all born female, then some end up male?

Was the mans prostrate formerly a clitoris anarl ?