Anyone wondered why blokes have nipples?

[Deleted member 30853]

Best not mate I've had enough grief on the Cheryl Cole thread. I need my reputation to repair itself.


But aye what he says

Not to mention as stand in bisexual in @matt228's absence.

 

[mux]

Not to mention as stand in bisexual in @matt228's absence.

Now Matt is back I can go back to being a full on straight handsome gadgie.

 

[matt228]

Not to mention as stand in bisexual in @matt228's absence.

I'm sure he did a sterling job.

Now Matt is back I can go back to being a full on straight handsome gadgie.

I'll be the judge!

 

[Deleted member 30853]

I'm sure he did a sterling job.


I'll be the judge!

@alexander highly recommends him.

Now Matt is back I can go back to being a full on straight handsome gadgie.

Nope, you've become too highly rated in your new role.

What a bummer!!!

 

[monkeytassle]

Now Matt is back I can go back to being a full on straight handsome gadgie.

Someone said to me you had a forehead like the deck of an aircraft carrier

 

[Deleted member 6823]

@TheWanderer Try to find James May's series on the body. You'll be able to bore everyone everyday up until Christmas with your knowledge.

Did you know 2.16pm on average is the time we are the sleepiest due to low blood sugar..Did you know etc ad infinitum

 

[Kevj]

Now Matt is back I can go back to being a full on straight handsome gadgie.

Aye, reetio.

 

[Typhoonftm]

Might be funny if it was even marginally true but we both know I have wonderfully smooth and clear skin. A great complexion.

!

That's the Botox.

 

[matt228]

@alexander highly recommends him.

Where is @alexander these days, anyway? I've not seen him about since I got back.

 

[Goat Eyes]

Where is @alexander these days, anyway? I've not seen him about since I got back.

He’s good as gold...

 

[Deleted member 30853]

Where is @alexander these days, anyway? I've not seen him about since I got back.

He's been poorly. I'm not sure how he is now.

 

[mux]

Someone said to me you had a forehead like the deck of an aircraft carrier

Ahh here MT mate don't listen to the naysayers, it's pure jealousy. They never complain about Selfie of the Day, that's for sure. No doubt us being prominent fine posters we will meet at some point and you can decide for yourself.

He's been poorly. I'm not sure how he is now.

Very much on the mend.

I'm off to Denmark in January to pay him a visit.

 

[matt228]

Very much on the mend.

I'm off to Denmark in January to pay him a visit.

Ah good! Glad to hear it; I was worried there with the "gold" reference.

 

[Deleted member 30853]

Ah good! Glad to hear it; I was worried there with the "gold" reference.

@mux will be taking the KY with him, just in case.

More seriously, the cancer him @alexander hard, twice over I believe.

 

[mux]

Ah good! Glad to hear it; I was worried there with the "gold" reference.

He's a direct descendent of a Viking king so not much fazes him for long

 

[Goat Eyes]

Ah good! Glad to hear it; I was worried there with the "gold" reference.

Nah, it was a genuine comment.

 

[mux]

@mux will be taking the KY with him, just in case.

More seriously, the cancer him @alexander hard, twice over I believe.

The great man has been to my house and we made aebleskiver and had beers like proper gadgies. He tried teach me how to make them and then I had a go and done them better than him

 

[matt228]

@mux will be taking the KY with him, just in case.

More seriously, the cancer him @alexander hard, twice over I believe.

Aye, I remember he was fighting it before I left the board in 2013; I had hoped that would be the last time he had to beat it but life's like that unfortunately, people end up fighting the same battles again. It's a f***ing bastard, cancer, like.

Nah, it was a genuine comment.

Weeey I don't know! I thought "good as gold" might be some newfangled SMB euphemism! There is a section of Gold called gone but not forgotten!

 

[mux]

Weeey I don't know! I thought "good as gold" might be some newfangled SMB euphemism! There is a section of Gold called gone but not forgotten!

A good rule of thumb is never to pay attention to @Goat Eyes.

In fairness in the handsome stakes he is my main competitor so I do have an irrational dislike of him.

 

[Goat Eyes]

A good rule of thumb is never to pay attention to @Goat Eyes.

In fairness in the handsome stakes he is my main competitor so I do have an irrational dislike of him.

People would pay to watch us together mate.