Hollowing a turnip to try and replicate a turnip looked as hard as fuck. Total stupidity when you think about it. Why didn't a smart greengrocer or supermarket decide to actually stock pumpkins?
Oh look a triangle nose.
Fuck off!
Aye and what a fuck on. They looked totally wank too. Pumpkins are a million times better.
Oh look a triangle nose.
Fuck off!