You've put gravy on the crackling. Tut.
You can take the lad out Consett.
Nah, I don’t have social media. However, provide me with a regular monthly payment and I’d happily write excellent reviews on Tripadvisor for you.
One of, if not the best meal of the week. Got a joint of pork with stuffing and crackling, roast potatoes in duck fat and rosemary, veg, thick gravy, and a bottle of Campo Viejo Tempranillo to wash it all down
What’s everyone else had? Any dirty bastard had a takeaway roast?
New wine glasses like mate? Supposed to wash them and take the price label off the bottom before you use them.
Most staged photo ever! “Hold on pet, let your food get cold for a minute, I need a pretentious picture for SMB. Get the new glasses out too!New wine glasses like mate? Supposed to wash them and take the price label off the bottom before you use them.
By the way her cutlery has been placed on the plate, I bet she’s got a right strop on when he’s asked her to stop eating!!
If you are going to do it you got to at least get it right, it's all in the fine details.
It looks like the greedy bastard has used all of the gravy as well, their lass only has a drop on hers!
It’s the only pork she’ll be getting after she’s been deprived of Sunday afternoon fullness. Spare room for LM!It looks like the greedy bastard has used all of the gravy as well, their lass only has a drop on hers!
You f***ing what?
We can't see your girlfriend/wife's face, you know the rules!!
