Thats him man. He’s got scrawny arms
Sunday Roast
- Thread starter LondonMackem
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LondonMackem
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Coming from matchstick Mike here
Tin Soldier
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Last nights left over Indian takeaway always tastes even nicer
Coming from matchstick Mike here
Did you put photos of your dinner on Facebook "mmmmm lush Sunday roast!"
LondonMackem
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Don’t have facey pal, chucked a pic on Insta though
Doesn't count if its not shared on social media.
I don't have social media so I take photos of my tea with a polaroid then post them through my neighbours doors
MackneyHackem
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I put it to you that you've got an account on a football messageboard. I even know your username.
LondonMackem
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Class mate, I hope they appreciate it.
Yeah that's true. I also have twitter, but don't post on it, it's just there as an information stream. To be honest I thought the rhythm of my joke may have been hampered somewhat had I specified which accounts I have and don't have and how I use them, or don't use them. I just wanted to suspend belief for a bit in order to make a joke about how I can circulate pictures of my tea without the aid of social media, and how weird it would be for somebody to do that, yet its accepted practice on social media platforms
It didn't actually happen
MackneyHackem
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Yeah that's true. I also have twitter, but don't post on it, it's just there as an information stream. To be honest I thought the rhythm of my joke may have been hampered somewhat had I specified which accounts I have and don't have and how I use them, or don't use them. I just wanted to suspend belief for a bit in order to make a joke about how I can circulate pictures of my tea without the aid of social media, and how weird it would be for somebody to do that, yet its accepted practice on social media platforms
It didn't actually happen
Right.
Right.
I'm in tears now, thanks to you.
