Pub Bog Doors
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stephen cartwright
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Tex
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I have four pairs now. One ginger suede, two leather - black and burgundy, one dark burgundy horsehide.Suede Chelsea boots. I had a pair of not suede Chelsea boots at school
SAFC2403
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Was f***ing hammered by this point but the turd was just sat there proud as punch in the bowl - staring back at me! Was the smell that did it as i found it funny initially
burro nunn
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Remember Laings before it shut, one week the door went, next week the sides so just the toilet on its own, then finally just a hole in the floor.
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stephen cartwright
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Was f***ing hammered by this point but the turd was just sat there proud as punch in the bowl - staring back at me! Was the smell that did it as i found it funny initially
tunstall birdman
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mysticmackem
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They had just put some of those PIR sensors in the bog where I used to work, and they hadn't got the timing set right. The lights went off after about 15 secs. A lad came out and said "Divvint gan in there, one blokes got shite up his back, and another bloke has just pissed on his mates leg.
SAFC2403
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Place i used to work done this and the lights went whilst having a shite. Nee good having to waddle about waving your arms to get the lights to come back on!!
They probably thought it would make us shite quicker!!
DurhamRedStripe
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Market Tavern in Durham was the worst. Had the shits so it was both hands on the the door and just blasted everything behind me, was like a Jackson Pollock afterwards.
Then no toilet paper so had to make do with one sheet that was lying on the floor, not sure how it got there but it did the job when folded a few times. Straight back on it and pulled a 6 out of 10 in the same pub 10 mins later
Then no toilet paper so had to make do with one sheet that was lying on the floor, not sure how it got there but it did the job when folded a few times. Straight back on it and pulled a 6 out of 10 in the same pub 10 mins later
mysticmackem
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That's how the bloke got shite up his back. Trying to open the bog door and wave his arms about. His shirt tail fell down and he sat his unwiped arse crack on it
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TicoTorres
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Worst bogs in the world are in that Raffery’s in Newcastle. Absolutely lifting. Need to snorkel through the piss. Never any soap to wash your hands with and the hand dryer is like a moth fart.
Doberman
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anyone local to Ashington will in fact know that the worst bogs in the World are in Ashington. You've got to trail through the backyard (or "beer garden") to get there and then wade through 8 ft of piss. The sink looks like it's been snatched off the back of a scrapman's van, the urinal is 3 people wide and the cubicle hasn't been cleaned since 1943 (and is basically not accessible if the urinal is full because there's no room to get passed). If you're unlucky enough to reach the door to the bog and the urinal is fully occupied then you've got to stand outside (as in outside in the yard) and wait for room.
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stephen cartwright
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The SMB at its best, talking about piss, shite and general bog conditions
Bubbles?
Vinny the Mackem
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Wrist pub bog I remember being in was many years ago in a club in Dumbarton (I know, hardly a good start). Four or five urinals in the bog, but they all led to one waste pipe (not unusual) and that pipe was broken at its end, which meant that whatever trap you pissed in, it all ended up on the floor. At the end of the night, as everyone was trying to get their last, desperate piss before being hoyed out, it was a free for all, with everyone just pissing up against any available wall or floor space.
First and last time I was in that place!
First and last time I was in that place!
gabbiadini1
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Bog doors in the states are ridiculous too. There’s about a 2 inch gap the whole way round the door. Plus a foot gap at the bottom and they’re not particularly high. So you’re basically sat there in full view. Weird
Donnie Darko
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If it’s daytime or early evening in Newcastle John Lewis is the spot makes you want to sit down to do a piss
Better than the communal shitters in China, 8 to 10 squatting holes, with blokes squatting having a dump reading the paper or playing on their phone in full view of each other.
I've been a fair few places where the bogs were worse than the Trainspotting one. The one in Cuba, where I had to squat on the cistern to crap into a bowl/floor overflowing with crap wasn't nice, that said, it meant my head was near the window to vomit out of.
Wilfy
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How do the hinges work then?
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