Feels like I've bounced off a lorry

[Billy Rocket]

A fella I know had some cracks in a wall of his house. Some fungi spores were growing in the cracks and he'd been breathing them in.
Same symptoms as yourself.

How the hell did he discover that?

 

[Marty Moose]

Is there a bug going round?
Got muscle pain in my legs, belly (knacks to cough) chest, shoulders. Rotten headache and my throat is half closed and sore as fuck.

Already had flu in January, totally different to this though. That was more a bad head cold, where I couldn't think straight and was just shattered all the time.

I'm done in with something similar. Lethargic as fuck, coughing up thick tangy greb, and my knees and shoulders are knacking. Feel like Paul McGrath when I'm bending down to pick something up, and I'm struggling to pull my coat on/scrat my back as the tendons in my shoulders are stiff as fuck.

 

[PTR]

I'm done in with something similar. Lethargic as fuck, coughing up thick tangy greb, and my knees and shoulders are knacking. Feel like Paul McGrath when I'm bending down to pick something up, and I'm struggling to pull my coat on/scrat my back as the tendons in my shoulders are stiff as fuck.

Aye, that. Can't cough stuff up though as my throat knacks

 

[Jack Ford]

Nowt that a good wank wont sort out

 

[Tongey]

Aussie Flu

 

[Geronimo]

Is there a bug going round?
Got muscle pain in my legs, belly (knacks to cough) chest, shoulders. Rotten headache and my throat is half closed and sore as fuck.

Already had flu in January, totally different to this though. That was more a bad head cold, where I couldn't think straight and was just shattered all the time.

I was in bed for 8 days with the same. Weak as owt for abt 4 days once I got up.

 

[Typhoonftm]

If I was you I would probably just man up

Tart

I would give that a like but you've already got enough. Gonna like Hanks instead.

 

[pillars of hercules]

You've bounced off a lorry ?
I don't know how to brake this to you. I'll just come straight out with it okay ? You're a cyclist. Tawtfaf.

Spelling police alert

 

[chunkyshanhawk53]

I would give that a like but you've already got enough. Gonna like Hanks instead.

It’s like being booted in the face

 

[Deleted member 18718]

How the hell did he discover that?

Internal cracking on walls / subsidence - anyone know about this?

 

[pillars of hercules]

I was in bed for 8 days with the same. Weak as owt for abt 4 days once I got up.

I went to work and did the additional graft of someone off on the sick with the same thing as me . The downside of working for yourself.

 

[Pricey]

On the plus side, while you're in resting in bed you'll have more time to think of hundreds of other questions you want us to answer for you.

 

[Billy Rocket]

Were you by any chance recently hit by a lorry?

 

[JonMc]

Already had flu in January, totally different to this though. That was more a bad head cold

Then it wasn't flu.

 

[ivanthereasonable]

Spelling police alert

It was deliberate man. Cyclist, brake ?

 

[pillars of hercules]

It was deliberate man. Cyclist, brake ?

Haha I like it . My brain's working as slow as ever.

 

[PTR]

Then it wasn't flu.

Possibly. I did have other symptoms though. I heard the aussi flu was fairly mild, so assumed it was that.

Whereas this is totally different. But they're are 4 different flu strains this winter apparently

Aussie Flu

Just googled it. Aye, looks like that. Guess the one in Jan I had was just a bad cold then.

 

[Fetch Fletch]

Belly

He's got a tummy baba bless him

 

[PTR]

He's got a tummy baba bless him

If you see it, you'd call it a belly too!

 

[Ludwig]

Hang on , did you bounce OFF a lorry or OUT of one cos if it’s out of one I don’t think you should be in this country, was the channel rough ?