Feels like I've bounced off a lorry

Discussion in 'SMB' started by PTR, Feb 13, 2018.

  1. Billy Rocket

    Billy Rocket Winger

    How the hell did he discover that?
  2. Marty Moose

    Marty Moose Striker

    I'm done in with something similar. Lethargic as fuck, coughing up thick tangy greb, and my knees and shoulders are knacking. Feel like Paul McGrath when I'm bending down to pick something up, and I'm struggling to pull my coat on/scrat my back as the tendons in my shoulders are stiff as fuck.
  3. PTR

    PTR Striker

    Aye, that. Can't cough stuff up though as my throat knacks
  4. Jack Ford

    Jack Ford Winger

    Nowt that a good wank wont sort out
    hank williams likes this.
  5. Aussie Flu
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  6. Geronimo

    Geronimo Striker

    I was in bed for 8 days with the same. Weak as owt for abt 4 days once I got up.
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  7. I would give that a like but you've already got enough. Gonna like Hanks instead. ;)
  8. Spelling police alert :eek:
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  9. It’s like being booted in the face :(
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  11. I went to work and did the additional graft of someone off on the sick with the same thing as me :(. The downside of working for yourself.
  12. Pricey

    Pricey Central Defender

    On the plus side, while you're in resting in bed you'll have more time to think of hundreds of other questions you want us to answer for you.

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  13. Billy Rocket

    Billy Rocket Winger

    Were you by any chance recently hit by a lorry?
  14. JonMc

    JonMc Striker

    Then it wasn't flu.
  15. It was deliberate man. Cyclist, brake ?
  16. Haha I like it :lol:. My brain's working as slow as ever.
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  17. PTR

    PTR Striker

    Possibly. I did have other symptoms though. I heard the aussi flu was fairly mild, so assumed it was that.

    Whereas this is totally different. But they're are 4 different flu strains this winter apparently

    Just googled it. Aye, looks like that. Guess the one in Jan I had was just a bad cold then.
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  18. Fetch Fletch

    Fetch Fletch Striker

    He's got a tummy baba bless him
  19. PTR

    PTR Striker

    If you see it, you'd call it a belly too!
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  20. Ludwig

    Ludwig Midfield Contributor

    Hang on , did you bounce OFF a lorry or OUT of one cos if it’s out of one I don’t think you should be in this country, was the channel rough ?

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