Feels like I've bounced off a lorry

Discussion in 'SMB' started by PTR, Feb 13, 2018.

  1. PTR

    PTR Striker

    Is there a bug going round?
    Got muscle pain in my legs, belly (knacks to cough) chest, shoulders. Rotten headache and my throat is half closed and sore as fuck.

    Already had flu in January, totally different to this though. That was more a bad head cold, where I couldn't think straight and was just shattered all the time.
     
  2. Slow joe

    Slow joe Midfield

    Sounds like it.
     
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  3. Spot

    Spot Striker

    sounds like Dar-kosis, Dar-kosis is a virulent, horrible, wasting disease and is similar in many ways to leprosy. It is taught by the Initiates (who claim to be the voice of the Priest-Kings of Gor) that Dar-Kosis is a holy disease.
     
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  4. PTR

    PTR Striker

    Sure is not just bad Aids?
     
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  5. BigPete

    BigPete Winger

     
  6. 007Iron

    007Iron Midfield

    Think he meant tummy.
     
  7. FannyByTheGaslight

    FannyByTheGaslight Full Back

    Honey, slices of fresh ginger, fresh lemon. Boiling water. Drink this a few times a day for a few days and you will be right as rain!
     
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  8. A fella I know had some cracks in a wall of his house. Some fungi spores were growing in the cracks and he'd been breathing them in.
    Same symptoms as yourself.
     
  9. Perfectly good word, aptly describing the area of pain. Does your smilie reflect an embarrassing lack of understanding of the English language, or do you just find the word amusing? :D

    Belly AIDS by the sound of it (the bad kind) :eek::lol:
     
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  10. Me no understand
     
  11. I've only ever heard teachers refer to the abdomen as tummy in the North East.
     
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  12. The Raven

    The Raven Winger

    Nobody mentioned ebola yet?
     
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  13. crap factory
     
  14. If I was you I would probably just man up

    Tart
     
  15. You've bounced off a lorry ?
    I don't know how to brake this to you. I'll just come straight out with it okay ? You're a cyclist. Tawtfaf.
     
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  16. PTR

    PTR Striker

    I can't even be arsed to get up and make a cup of tea which I really need for the throat

    Been in bed since 4pm yesterday
     
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  17. Is all your life insurance in order?
     
  18. hank williams

    hank williams Striker

    On the piss last night
     
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