tunstall birdman
Striker
Did the ants in your pants make you wanna dance?Red Ants in America, thousands on me. Apparently quite dangerous it was.
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Did the ants in your pants make you wanna dance?Red Ants in America, thousands on me. Apparently quite dangerous it was.
If they were just in my pants I would have danced all night matey!Did the ants in your pants make you wanna dance?
Bitten by a Barbary Ape on the Rock of Gibraltar. Had to go to hospital in a fire engine.
Neen went down yer Jap did they?If they were just in my pants I would have danced all night matey!
Apparently it could be seen from space.Was that you?
I witnessed the whole incident.
But could you shoot a Bluebottle fly out of the sky with your spunk? I reckon I could.Most animals know not to mess with me as they know I'll come down on them like a ton of bricks and return whatever they give me x 10.
Ones that have mess with me though are: 2 wasps. One stung me on the leg at chester le street market in the 80s.
It got away.
Got stung off a wasp in the house. So I absolutely destroyed it.
You'd think the lion one would have been near the top.Over the time I've had a few.
Hornets - I attacked their nest and so they attacked back and I got stung to fuck.
Been stung by both wasps and bees.
Dogs - Had a few attack me but made lucky escapes. A Chihuahua once bit my ankle
Birds - Had some crows attack me when I was rescuing their chick
A long legged flying insect once bit my lip and left a hole. Fuck knows what it was, I spat it out and it flew off quickly?
A few cats have attacked me for various reasons. Bit advice lads, don't stroke pussy that you are unsure of.
A lion once nearly tore my arm off.
There's more when I can remember them.
Next.
So far you are winning this thread on the 'Level of injury' caused.Aside from Texas sized mozzies, got bitten on the shin by a brown recluse spider. I felt NOWT!
Until a couple of days later I noticed a small red mark on me leg which over the next few days grew into a giant pustulous suppurating abscess. When it finally burst and I cleared out all the pus and necrotic flesh I had a hole I could put me finger in up to the first joint. It left a bruise-like scar for about ten years
Anyone eating dinner right now?
Spiders never used to bother me but if I see one in the house or garage now it goes under the boot after that, the little brown bastards.
Did any baby spiders come out the hole? I hope so, or they're still in there.Aside from Texas sized mozzies, got bitten on the shin by a brown recluse spider. I felt NOWT!
Until a couple of days later I noticed a small red mark on me leg which over the next few days grew into a giant pustulous suppurating abscess. When it finally burst and I cleared out all the pus and necrotic flesh I had a hole I could put me finger in up to the first joint. It left a bruise-like scar for about ten years
Anyone eating dinner right now?
Spiders never used to bother me but if I see one in the house or garage now it goes under the boot after that, the little brown bastards.
That must've been a f***ing massive fire engineBitten by a Barbary Ape on the Rock of Gibraltar. Had to go to hospital in a fire engine.