That raises more questions than it answers
got up half asleep to goto nightshift... grabbed what I thought was a hankie in the unlit room and turned out to be some of her knickers
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That raises more questions than it answers
No I was sitting on a chair, just with my legs crossed.
Still Devo'd about it now.
That's just weird.
I wasn't sitting 'school assembly' legs crossed. I was sitting with one leg resting on the other, 'figure 4 leg lock' style. But it was easier to initially say legs crossed.
In hindsight it wasn't actually because multiple people have pointed out the error of my ways.
Only lasses and men with small cocks can sit with their legs crossed.No I was sitting on a chair, just with my legs crossed.
Still Devo'd about it now.
got up half asleep to goto nightshift... grabbed what I thought was a hankie in the unlit room and turned out to be some of her knickers
Used?
That's a genuine mistake but when I worked at a big American Bank, one of those spam emails started doing the rounds about how Microsoft were going to pay a tenner to everyone who forwarded on the email and a tenner to the person who sent it to them etc.Sent a trade confirmation to a defunct mailing list at a client. Servers for some reason starting pinging each other and over the course of about hours sent something in the region of 10k emails between my company and the client. Problem was it had a lot of people cc'd in. The data draw was massive especially for my boss who had his mo they data limit breached. And he was in south africa.
Did he go "Sssshhhhhh"I nipped into a staff loo which was off a meeting room just before the Borough Librarian and Councillors were due to use the room. The lock on the door came off in my hand and I could hear everyone come in. Stupidly I waited about 10 minutes before finally accepting I was stuck there, and had to start banging on the door and shouting 'I'm stuck in the loo!' Absolutely mortified when they let me out.
You obviously never worked in a library! Very noisy places - mostly the staff!Did he go "Sssshhhhhh"
Need to see a doctor then.. poor blood circulation.No I was sitting on a chair, just with my legs crossed.
Still Devo'd about it now.
Proper fell over at work today in the middle of a meeting with 12 important people there, i had been sat cross legged, resting on my leg to take notes of the meeting and when I stood up I had mega pins and needles in my whole leg. Tried to sake a few steps and proper crumpled to the floor.
I wanted the floor to open and swallow me. Had the piss ripped out of me all day.
I wasn't sitting 'school assembly' legs crossed. I was sitting with one leg resting on the other, 'figure 4 leg lock' style. But it was easier to initially say legs crossed.
In hindsight it wasn't actually because multiple people have pointed out the error of my ways.
That's a genuine mistake but when I worked at a big American Bank, one of those spam emails started doing the rounds about how Microsoft were going to pay a tenner to everyone who forwarded on the email and a tenner to the person who sent it to them etc.
It was clearly nonsense but loads were forwarding to the worldwide distribution list which was tens of thousands of people. People were replying to all saying "Remove me from these emails." The servers were grinding to a halt and people were threatened with the sack.
An investigation showed that the first person in the company to forward it on was a Senior Manager in our building. Nothing more was said on the matter.