Embarrassing things at work.

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Slackythemackem

Slackythemackem

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Proper fell over at work today in the middle of a meeting with 12 important people there, i had been sat cross legged, resting on my leg to take notes of the meeting and when I stood up I had mega pins and needles in my whole leg. Tried to sake a few steps and proper crumpled to the floor.

I wanted the floor to open and swallow me. Had the piss ripped out of me all day.
 


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Proper fell over at work today in the middle of a meeting with 12 important people there, i had been sat cross legged, resting on my leg to take notes of the meeting and when I stood up I had mega pins and needles in my whole leg. Tried to sake a few steps and proper crumpled to the floor.

I wanted the floor to open and swallow me. Had the piss ripped out of me all day.
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Like on the floor in a school assembly back in the day?
 
I punched myself in the face so hard I broke my nose.
It was an accident I was using an allen key, over tightened it then it slipped out and my fist really whacked me in the face, to make it even worse I was talking to my supervisor at the time. I just ran to the bog to clean up whilst catching the blood in my hands. I then just got back on with my work wishing I wasn't there.
 
I nipped into a staff loo which was off a meeting room just before the Borough Librarian and Councillors were due to use the room. The lock on the door came off in my hand and I could hear everyone come in. Stupidly I waited about 10 minutes before finally accepting I was stuck there, and had to start banging on the door and shouting 'I'm stuck in the loo!' Absolutely mortified when they let me out.
 
Slackythemackem said:
Proper fell over at work today in the middle of a meeting with 12 important people there, i had been sat cross legged, resting on my leg to take notes of the meeting and when I stood up I had mega pins and needles in my whole leg. Tried to sake a few steps and proper crumpled to the floor.

I wanted the floor to open and swallow me. Had the piss ripped out of me all day.
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Im so pleased I'm not in the line of work anymore to think people are 'important, urgh....
 
Few years ago I had an important meeting so I went out and bought a new dark suit. Looked pretty smart.

After the meeting a colleague asked me if I'd deliberately left the cloth label on the cuff of the jacket to show I'd lashed out at M&S.

Why do they do that? There were plenty of other labels on it.
 
sneezed.... went to pull a hankie out my pocket and it was a pair of the wifes knickers....

it was a nightshift I was on so only the lads I work with in the office at the time. want overly embaressing just bloody funny
 
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