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Strangest thing you've ever witnessed at the match?

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Not the match but pub after
Down Brighton for the weekend anyway
We had a bus full in this pub & I wa starting to get a bit noisy but no worse than normal when the landlord asked me to leave even me fatha stuck up for me that night :eek:

So I finished me pint off and cleared off when one of the lads asked why were we going fatha said landlor's told him to


Every lad & lass off the bus left in protest must've Been 30 of us in the boozer
Landlords face was a picture as we all left ;)
 
Selhurst park pre-match against Wimbledon when we were relegated
2 sunderland fans riding up the street on a stolen police motorbike.
 
I once seen someone spill a cup of coffee over the man in the row in front of him, scolded his neck/back. I couldn't stop laughing for most the game :lol:
 
In the Fulwell on a night match years ago (obviously) someone flicked a finished tab and it it ended up in someone turn ups. Must have been the Madchester days of the late 80's
 
fishboy said:
Selhurst park pre-match against Wimbledon when we were relegated
2 sunderland fans riding up the street on a stolen police motorbike.
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Once saw a copper gan arse ower tit on a motorbike at Southampton

Posing werent he swerving in between the cars then boom
 
SAFCftm1986 said:
A few weeks back at the Chelsea game the bogs were busy just before kick off. People were patiently waiting in a queue for their turn. However, I glance round to see a guy whip out his schlong and proceed to christen the sink…

What's the strangest/sickest thing you've seen at the match?
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Think it was Arsenal away last season where the toilets were about an inch deep in piss off people just pissing anywhere they could.
 
A few years back when we beat Wolves 5-2 under Bruce:

Gordon saved a shot only for it to bounce off Mensah and in, the Wolves players run off celebrating and everyone knew they had scored apart from the Wolves fans who had no idea. It must have been about 4-5 seconds after the goal when they finally realised, completely surreal watching the opposition score and seeing their fans not acknowledge it for a few seconds. :lol:
 
as mentioned i cant see anything beating spiderman, sat for ages afterwards thinking did that really just happen :lol:
 
Maravilla said:
A few years back when we beat Wolves 5-2 under Bruce:

Gordon saved a shot only for it to bounce off Mensah and in, the Wolves players run off celebrating and everyone knew they had scored apart from the Wolves fans who had no idea. It must have been about 4-5 seconds after the goal when they finally realised, completely surreal watching the opposition score and seeing their fans not acknowledge it for a few seconds. :lol:
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Aye this has to be up there for me.

I think their was a delayed reaction to their other goal as well. Although not to the same extent
 
Pacific said:
as mentioned i cant see anything beating spiderman, sat for ages afterwards thinking did that really just happen :lol:
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What happened like Marra,never heard of this story before.
 
Wigan 1988 tekes some beating.

Watching both Santa and Elvis getting nicked at Bradford one year was a bit distressing mind
 
gillythedilf said:
What happened like Marra,never heard of this story before.
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A (very) stray shot went down one of the access tunnels in the South Stand, into the concourse. Everyone in the stadium looks over waiting for someone to go down and get it, and out runs some bloke in a full Spiderman costume with the ball.

And IIRC he was being chased by the Pink Panther.
 
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