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Strangest thing you've ever witnessed at the match?

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Remember the QPR 'celebration' home game after we won the Cup in 73. How things went from the scenes of jubilation a few days earlier to a near riot with manager and players appealing for calm, police horses in the Fulwell, two sent off and the smirking Stan Bowles was, in retrospect, one of the wierdest things.

Of course at the time it just felt like another good day out. We are a funny bunch.
 

jcrossan said:
Remember the QPR 'celebration' home game after we won the Cup in 73. How things went from the scenes of jubilation a few days earlier to a near riot with manager and players appealing for calm, police horses in the Fulwell, two sent off and the smirking Stan Bowles was, in retrospect, one of the wierdest things.

Of course at the time it just felt like another good day out. We are a funny bunch.
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That was my first night match that.
 
There used to be a big lad sat a few rows in front of us. Obviously a season ticket holder as id seen him there year on year. He came stumbling up the stairs before a game and had obviously had a skin full. About 10 mins into the game and he spews his ring all down back of the neck of the bloke in front of him. Couldn't believe that the bloke didn't lamp him. The big lad just sloped off and I've never seen him since!
 
Beer_Monkey said:
There used to be a big lad sat a few rows in front of us. Obviously a season ticket holder as id seen him there year on year. He came stumbling up the stairs before a game and had obviously had a skin full. About 10 mins into the game and he spews his ring all down back of the neck of the bloke in front of him. Couldn't believe that the bloke didn't lamp him. The big lad just sloped off and I've never seen him since!
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according to my fatha some bloke sat behind him, pissed himself and dozed off in the south stand during the Reading game:lol:
 
Remember some bloke at Reading away (93-4? I think) was so pissed his mates had to stand in a triangle round him holding him up...every now now and then one would move away and he'd drop like a pissed up stone....
Much amusement....:lol:
 
Not as good as Spiderman or Elvis in a limo, but I thought this was odd on the day..

wasnt at the game, but on the train home. Swansea away this season me & me dad bumped into one of me uncles at the match so got on the London train back with him. he introduced us to all his mates, one of whom was travelling to Bristol and then flying back up to Newcastle. we got to Port Talbot station and me uncle had gone for a piss, this bloke gets up shakes me + dads hand and announces hes off and none his mates twigged it so off he gets and the train leaves. when my uncle comes back we ask him again if he meant to get off at Bristol and he couldnt believe he'd gone.

whatever happened to that bloke I'll never know :neutral:
 
Sunderland fans celebrating wildly as Tranmere scored a pen against us. We'd actually just heard the mags were busy imploding and had blown their 12 point lead in the title race.

Someone also spotted Gary Rowell in the crowd and we were singing his name louder than we were the players on the pitch IIRC.
 
Before Chelsea game last week, some guy scoffing a burger outside the turnstiles...

Ended up choking on a chunk and after a few moments his mate had to give him the old heimlich. Out came a piece what looked like a small steak :eek:

Guy just went 'F*ck me!' and continued on. Surreal really.
 
NickLad said:
Before Chelsea game last week, some guy scoffing a burger outside the turnstiles...

Ended up choking on a chunk and after a few moments his mate had to give him the old heimlich. Out came a piece what looked like a small steak :eek:

Guy just went 'F*ck me!' and continued on. Surreal really.
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:lol::lol:
 
parsonx said:
The team lining up while the band played the national anthums ,ref blew for kick off player passed the ball forward ref calls time cos the other team failed to turn up. could only happen at a Scotland game v Estonia in Tallin.Game was eventually played in Monaco 6 months later.
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That is class pissing myself as that image. On the bog like so be mess
 
Cambridge said:
I saw a half time penalty shoot out between Timmy Mallet, a Sven-Göran Eriksson look alike and a person in a six foot tall testicle outfit, with pubes on it.

I don't remember being warned that it was about to happen, never has this half time entertainment been bettered.
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f***ing hell we either have a winner or you need to stop taking drugs.
 
It was in Poland, in Groclin (Uefa.cup game), outside the stadium there was a number of portaloos where the properly pissed up blues relieved themselves.
Noticed a bunch of lads turning one over and out came their mate covered in piss and shit.
Raging he chased his mates that fled, in came the Polish police suspecting a fight but they just took one look at the brown beast running at them and fled as well..
 
Around the late seventies at Roker a car dealership were parading their for sale cars around the ash path. Suddenly one of the cars came to a halt with loads of steam pouring out of it's engine. Mucho hilarity.

V Forest in the 97/98 season at the Light. Forest were top and brought about 3 or 4 thousand fans that took up most of the South Stand. After much bitter banter (we called them scabs but I forget what they called us) someone from the East Stand went over to the Forest fans and decided to take them all on. All of a sudden loads of people next to me started to shout it's Hughsey it's Hughsey.
Hughsey who ever you are sir I salute you.
 
Beer_Monkey said:
There used to be a big lad sat a few rows in front of us. Obviously a season ticket holder as id seen him there year on year. He came stumbling up the stairs before a game and had obviously had a skin full. About 10 mins into the game and he spews his ring all down back of the neck of the bloke in front of him. Couldn't believe that the bloke didn't lamp him. The big lad just sloped off and I've never seen him since!
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Do you sit in the SE corner?

That was my uncle who was sicked on. :lol: He wasn't happy.

The lad came back and apologised the next week.
 
NickLad said:
Before Chelsea game last week, some guy scoffing a burger outside the turnstiles...

Ended up choking on a chunk and after a few moments his mate had to give him the old heimlich. Out came a piece what looked like a small steak :eek:

Guy just went 'F*ck me!' and continued on. Surreal really.
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:lol: :lol:

Reminds me of the time against Blackburn in the carling cup a few seasons ago, drunk women in the row infront started being sick after celebrating our goal, she then started to choke on it. The stewards had to pat her back.
 
Has to be spiderman, however thought the bloke and dog celebration at QPR last season was a bit bizarre
 
Deggsy said:
Not at the match but on the way back from one on a train, a poster on here was talking to me whilst standing and a lass stood next to us said I think you've stood in some shit, he proceeded to take his leg off to smell his trainer, she was nearly sick
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You've reminded me of the Peterborough cup game last year. After both goals some bloke down the front of the terraces proceeded to take off his false leg and wave it around over his head like a lasso, going fuckin' mental.

I couldn't stop laughing about it for about a week afterwards.
 
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